Archive for September, 2007

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Bunker Down Tom

September 30, 2007

TOM CRUISE IS THE MAN!

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See? I’m not making this stuff up, y’all!

It’s in the newspaper because they got it from Reuters, and I had a dream about it, which I confirmed here on the Internet, so there – it’s true. Tom Cruise is planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath his house in Colorado in preparation for the end of the world. I’m not having any doubts about the tail end of the last sentence, and here’s how I got there (without help from Glen Beck).

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, just told us there are no gays in Iran, and thinking about this rationally, surely this is true. Yes, sadly, he’s executed four or five thousand people during his terror tenure for their, or his sexual preference, but others are sharper than their, perceived or otherwise, heterosexual Iranian dictators and religious zealots, and simply moved. I mean, the end of the world is pretty heady stuff, and for me, I’m not spending the last days of it in Iran with “Ahmad” man. Remember, this is the dood that saw an aura of light about his head and lips while speaking at the United Nations, and even made a vid about – scary stuff.

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Catch a glow of this U.N. aura, heY!

Anyhow, Tom is definitely on to something here, and bear in mind that he is not gay because he said so, and forget about that book; “Open Secret – Gay Hollywood,” all fiction. But what just happened to Tom’s so-called unauthorized photographer nemesis, David Hans Schmidt; “The Sultan of Sleaze,” found dead in his Arizona home today – suicide? Hmm, and why was he a Sultan anyhow?

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TRAVEL TIP – Tom Cruise-esque western dress and hair styles are not a good fashion idea if going to Iran.

And what about the “I’m not gay” Senator Larry Craig – why was he making that speech, not from Iran, but from the United States where nobody cares, except maybe for the Gay Old Pedophile Party that now disowns him. I’m wondering if that getting dropped from the highest porcelain perch thing in the Minnesota airport men’s room was all a rehearsal or some kinda coded message intended to gain favors from Ahmadinejad – I don’t know. Oh yeah, and of course, it’s impossible to forget about that electrifying Tom Cruise sofa thing on Oprah Winfrey’s show. This stuff is all connected, people!

The Couch Thing, only 15 seconds, but oh, the message!

Now, I really do not know much about Tom Cruise’s religion of choice, Scientology, other than what I read in the papers, and they say Tom and ten million other believers are certain L. Ron Hubbard called the ball right, way before “Top Gun,” back in the 1950’s, in that an evil intergalactic ruler named Xenu will attack and destroy the Earth as we live it. This, of course, explains Tom’s need for the multi-million dollar bunker, not to be built in Iran, which is also sharp thinking, but not an original idea, as discussed.

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Now look, nobody has actually seen or knows this Xenu dood, but this rabbit who belongs to a friend is named Xenu, and this is my blog, so this is my Xenu of choice, regardless of what you think of that chick Alice and her rabbit story.

A source, who did not indicate anything about itself, inclusive of sexual proclivity, told America’s Star magazine: “It’s (the bunker, y’all) a self-contained underground (duh) shelter with a high tech air-purifying system where up to ten people can survive for years.” Tom, being the devout follower that he is of this bizarre sci-fi cult, Scientology, has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the “chosen one” who will spread the word of the religion, and I guess rule what’s left of gay, not gay, and, I never have (bought) Ben-Gay, world, from this Colorado ten million dollar hole in the ground. Were it me, I’d save a buck or two on digging costs, and use that giant meteor hole recently impacted down there in Peru, provided it quits spewing all that pixie dust that is sickening the locals, which Hubbard called for years ag0 – more scary stuff.

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Yup, anyhow, this alien hombre Xenu is known to all as the ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around meteor holes that resembled volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, ostensibly, gay and not gay. Scientologists believe the alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.

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You have to understand, the DC-8 was at the time the Enterprise of choice, and it says a bunch that many of these things are still in service. Been to Peru lately?

For me, all these signs are coming together, I mean, I am beginning to see clearly what’s up with current events, so, take me to a new leader, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

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~ X anemi

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Well Shoot My Foot!

September 28, 2007

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The United States the Senate voted 60-39 yesterday to end debate on the Matthew Shepard Act, which expands existing federal hate crimes laws to include violence based on a victim’s sexual orientation, gender, disability, and other factors. Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) voted; “Nay.” Talk about shooting yourself in the foot! Larry, in essence, voted against himself! Go figure. Given the size of his current pickle, I would have pulled a John McCain (R-AZ) and not voted at all.

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Larry Craig’s “no” vote should really come as no big surprise. His stance on this issue, and Civil Rights in general, is widely known, and here is a snap-shot of his past voting record:

  • Voted YES on recommending Constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)
  • Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
  • Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
  • Voted YES on loosening restrictions on cell phone wiretapping. (Oct 2001)
  • Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
  • Voted NO on setting aside 10% of highway funds for minorities & women. (Mar 1998)
  • Voted YES on ending special funding for minority & women-owned business. (Oct 1997)
  • Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
  • Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)
  • Voted YES on Amendment to prohibit flag burning. (Dec 1995)
  • Voted YES on banning affirmative action hiring with federal funds. (Jul 1995)
  • Supports anti-flag desecration amendment. (Mar 2001)
  • Rated 25% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting record. (Dec 2002)

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I’m depressed. Let’s liven things up a bit. More serious stuff to follow in a sec. I’m feelin’ the urge for a musical interlude, heY! Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and Polly Bergen sing and dance to Ballin’ The Jack in the movie:

“That’s My Boy” (1951)

“BALLIN’ THE LARRY (JACK)”

(Whooo hoo hoo hoo, oh you dog)
First you put your two knees close up tight
You swing them to the left and then you swing them to the right
Step around the floor kinda nice and light
And then you twist around, twist around with all of your might
Spread your lovin’ arms way out in space
You do the eagle rock with such style and grace
You put your left foot out and then you bring it back
That’s what I call ballin’ the jack
Oh, don’t do me that way
Listen to that man go, he’s crazy, I swear, he’s crazy
Now follow me closely on this one, real closely and do me after me
First you put your two knees close up tight, real close, real close
Swing then to the left and then you swing them to the right,
Oh you’re delicious
Step around the floor kinda nice and light
And then you twist around, twist around with all of your might
Spread your lovin’ arms way out in space
You do the eagle rock with such style and grace
You put your left foot out and then you bring it back
That’s what I call ballin’ the jack! LARRY,

~ Old Danny Kaye tune, I think.

Here is an eye-full of the Senate vote on the measure:

Akaka (D-HI), Yea
Alexander (R-TN), Nay
Allard (R-CO), Nay
Barrasso (R-WY), Nay
Baucus (D-MT), Yea
Bayh (D-IN), Yea
Bennett (R-UT), Nay
Biden (D-DE), Yea
Bingaman (D-NM), Yea
Bond (R-MO), Nay
Boxer (D-CA), Yea
Brown (D-OH), Yea
Brownback (R-KS), Nay
Bunning (R-KY), Nay
Burr (R-NC), Nay
Byrd (D-WV), Yea
Cantwell (D-WA), Yea
Cardin (D-MD), Yea
Carper (D-DE), Yea
Casey (D-PA), Yea
Chambliss (R-GA), Nay
Clinton (D-NY), Yea
Coburn (R-OK), Nay
Cochran (R-MS), Nay
Coleman (R-MN), Yea
Collins (R-ME), Yea
Conrad (D-ND), Yea
Corker (R-TN), Nay
Cornyn (R-TX), Nay
Craig (R-ID), Nay
Crapo (R-ID), Nay
DeMint (R-SC), Nay
Dodd (D-CT), Yea
Dole (R-NC), Nay
Domenici (R-NM), Nay
Dorgan (D-ND), Yea
Durbin (D-IL), Yea
Ensign (R-NV), Nay
Enzi (R-WY), Nay
Feingold (D-WI), Yea
Feinstein (D-CA), Yea
Graham (R-SC), Nay
Grassley (R-IA), Nay
Gregg (R-NH), Yea
Hagel (R-NE), Nay
Harkin (D-IA), Yea
Hatch (R-UT), Nay
Hutchison (R-TX), Nay
Inhofe (R-OK), Nay
Inouye (D-HI), Yea
Isakson (R-GA), Nay
Johnson (D-SD), Yea
Kennedy (D-MA), Yea
Kerry (D-MA), Yea
Klobuchar (D-MN), Yea
Kohl (D-WI), Yea
Kyl (R-AZ), Nay
Landrieu (D-LA), Yea
Lautenberg (D-NJ), Yea
Leahy (D-VT), Yea
Levin (D-MI), Yea
Lieberman (ID-CT), Yea
Lincoln (D-AR), Yea
Lott (R-MS), Nay
Lugar (R-IN), Yea
Martinez (R-FL), Nay
McCain (R-AZ), Not Voting
McCaskill (D-MO), Yea
McConnell (R-KY), Nay
Menendez (D-NJ), Yea
Mikulski (D-MD), Yea
Murkowski (R-AK), Nay
Murray (D-WA), Yea
Nelson (D-FL), Yea
Nelson (D-NE), Yea
Obama (D-IL), Yea
Pryor (D-AR), Yea
Reed (D-RI), Yea
Reid (D-NV), Yea
Roberts (R-KS), Nay
Rockefeller (D-WV), Yea
Salazar (D-CO), Yea
Sanders (I-VT), Yea
Schumer (D-NY), Yea
Sessions (R-AL), Nay
Shelby (R-AL), Nay
Smith (R-OR), Yea
Snowe (R-ME), Yea
Specter (R-PA), Yea
Stabenow (D-MI), Yea
Stevens (R-AK), Nay
Sununu (R-NH), Nay
Tester (D-MT), Yea
Thune (R-SD), Nay
Vitter (R-LA), Nay
Voinovich (R-OH), Yea
Warner (R-VA), Yea
Webb (D-VA), Yea
Whitehouse (D-RI), Yea
Wyden (D-OR), Ye

It is easy to get frustrated here, but important to know, the Senate attached the hate crimes legislation to a must-pass Pentagon spending bill Thursday, and opponents have predicted it ultimately will fail.

“The president is not going to agree to this social legislation on the defense authorization bill,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham, (R-SC), also voting; “no.” “This bill will get vetoed.” [...]

The Democratic-controlled House passed the same hate crimes legislation as a stand-alone bill earlier this year despite Bush’s veto threat. That makes a repeat of 2004, when the Senate passed a similar amendment to the same bill only to see it stripped out during negotiations with the Republican-led House, less likely this time around. President Bush, who says the bill is not needed, could then be faced with vetoing the vast defense authorization bill containing the same provision.

The White House, characteristically, had no immediate comment.

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Anyhow, back to Larry – gawd this dood galls me! Clearly, the “I’m not gay” Senator Craig is no hypocrite, so it’s a really good thing he’s not a “Water-Closet” case who enjoys not so anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. The very notion is unfathomable, because he’s a married conservative Republican who is inordinately opposed to gay civil rights. And he comes from a cowboy state. And cowboys are never gay. I saw “that” movie. Or hypocritical. So he’s not, and besides, he said so. Enuff, so stop it, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

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“Day Dreamin’” (click to enlarge)

~ X anemi

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Hitler Is Alive!

September 27, 2007

Adolph Hitler is alive and well and is enjoying the Southern California sunshine in San Diego in a theme park to be opened soon which is owned and operated by the United States Navy. Is this true? Well, it has to be true and listen carefully as I explain. Take a look at the below photograph easily obtained off the Internet on Google Earth, thanks to satellite imagery courtesy of NASA, a US Government Agency – no big coincidence! What you are seeing is the Navy’s theme park; “Heil HitlerWorld,” which has been Adolph Hitler’s super-secret home where he has been working to pay off his war crimes serving as the consulting master-mind architect since the project was originally constructed in 1969! The Nazi swastika shape of the main arcade building is unmistakable – another no big coincidence!

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The exact location of this theme park complex is on Coronado Island on Bougainville Road in San Diego, California where the United States Navy Exchange is housed – another great big no coincidence! Now, everybody knows San Diego is home to a bunch of wildly popular mega-money making tourist attractions such as a big Zoo and the fish camp concentration called SeaWorld, so it is obviously no coincidence that Heil HitlerWorld should be built here too! Note the large rectangular shaped swimming pool, two ball fields, ample parking and boat docks, not to mention paved ingress and egress. Some of the larger adjacent buildings are clearly built with people in mind! Of particular note, take a look at the airplane shaped buildings to the left of the swastika arcade. These surely must be some thrilling Luftwaffe type joy ride or such – what else! Everybody knows the United States Government and the military has secrets, and it should not come as any coincidence that the Navy has been saying; “loose lips sink ships,” ever since Adolph Hitler came to be known!

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Let me offer more no big coincidence evidence. Firstly, San Diego is a large United States city in the State of California. It is no secret that San Diego sits at the edge of the left US Ocean; The Pacific, and is home to a large US Naval presence replete with Navy sailors and ships! Secondly, the Mexican-American War is long done with, so why else would all of this military might be necessary in this location if not to protect the likes of Adolph Hitler? Thirdly, The United States is at war in Iraq and Afghanistan which is costing a bundle – a coincidence? I think not! Everybody knows the Republicans who are running the Country want to get re-elected soon, and raising taxes is not a popular platform to sell to American voters – irrefutable wouldn’t you agree? Clearly then, the plan is to open Heil HitlerWorld and use the profits to fund the war effort – and who would not support this rather than higher taxes? Besides, it will create jobs and a bunch of the money spent here will come from foreign visitors, mainly Mexicans – a stones throw to the fenceless border – no big coincidence, people!

SHOCKING VIDEO DOCU-DRAMA:

Lastly, Adolph Hitler was born in 1889, and although many historians say he died in 1945 – nobody can actually prove it, weird, huh? Not to me, not with the wonders of modern stuff that is out there! So, I am saying look for this Heil HitlerWorld to open in 2009 with a big birthday celebration for Adolph, who will be 120 then – no big coincidence is evident here, because if you take the number 120, and break it down and look at it like this mathematically; (1 + 2 + 0 = 3), the equation product number “three,” has long since been recognized as a lucky number! This cannot be argued scientifically or otherwise!

THE REAL DOPE

These buildings do exist, were built in 1969-1970, and are occupied by the US Navy. The original plans submitted to the Navy for the project included the two central buildings which were intended to contain a boiler plant and a recreation room; and a single “L”-shaped 3-story barracks. The plan called for the “L” shaped building to be repeated three times and placed at 90-degree angles to the central buildings. It wasn’t until after the groundbreaking began that Navy officials realized how the buildings would appear when seen from above.

Thanks to Google Earth, the “swastika-like” shape of these buildings was spotted by God knows who, but not me, some 2-3 years ago, and photos have circled the Internet ever since. I believe Google Earth fans are better than the CIA in scouring the planet for anomalies like this one!

The main reason for bringing this to re-attention is that the United States Navy just announced plans to spend $600,000.00 in tax-payer funds to disguise these buildings with “fox tails,” like solar panels and landscaping. Now, you have to know this “project” is going to cost well in excess of $600,000.00, and who is calling for this to be done? Surely not the Google Earth oglers. So, if you read this far, I will ask; “Who is the real dope?”

Maybe my theme park idea is not so bad, after all, Disney started with a rat, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

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hmm…

~ X anemi

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The Russians Are Coming!

September 27, 2007

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Here’s the latest, apparently written by the infamous Sorcha Faal. I Haven’t heard from Sorcha since he/she last had an appeal needing a new microwave oven and PC or two, and you can pretty much tell when there is going to be a full moon or Halloween or some such para-normal happening. This is Sorcha’s take on the great big meteor that recently crashed into Peru of all places, and sickened everybody except for Muma Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez who were not in the country at the time. Must have been a really slow Britney day.

“American spy satellite downed in Peru as US nuclear
attack on Iran thwarted”

Russian Military Intelligence Analysts are reporting
today that one of the United States most secretive spy
satellites, the KH-13, targeting Iran was ‘destroyed
in its orbit’ with its main power generator powered by
the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and
crashing in a remote region of the South American
Nation of Peru, and where hundreds are reported to be
ill from radiation poisoning.

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Western media reports are stating that the US spy
satellite debris hitting Peru was caused by a meteor,
but which, according to these reports, would be
‘impossible’ as the size of 30-meter crater, if caused
by a meteorite, would have hit the ground with about
as much energy as 1 kiloton tactical nuclear weapon,
and which would have been recorded by the seismic
stations around the World.

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Most astonishing about these reports, however, are
that they state that it was the Americans themselves
who destroyed their own spy satellite with the attack
upon it being made by the United States Air Forces’
30th Space Wing located at Vandenberg Air Force Base
in California. This incident further fuels the
intrigue involving the United States War Leaders plans
to attack Iran in their attempt to engulf the entire
Middle East in Total War, but, against which,
according to Russian Military Intelligence Analysts, a
‘high ranking and significant’ faction of the American
Military Establishment is opposed to.

This can be further evidenced by this past few weeks
unprecedented announcement by the United States Air
Force that 6 nuclear armed cruise missiles were
removed, without authorization, from their secure
holding facility, located in North Dakota at the Minot
Air Force Base, and flown to Barksdale Air Force Base,
located in Louisiana, where they were left
‘unattended’ for ‘nearly 10 hours’.

It is interesting to note, too, that Barksdale Air
Force Base is where the United States President was
‘ordered’ to report to on September 11, 2001 by the
United States Air Force Strategic Command prior to his
being ‘transferred’ under ‘armed escort’ to Offutt Air
Force Base Strategic Command Center near Omaha,
Nebraska, where the first ‘truce’ between Americas War
Leaders and its Military Forces was ‘negotiated’ by
billionaire Warren Buffett as intermediary between the
rival power blocs.

Though the rival American power blocs do seem to have
maintained their uneasy truce, and which have, to
date, prevented further attacks within the United
States itself, these latest events, according to these
reports, appear to show that this truce is now
breaking down over threats and planning by the
American War Leaders to attack Iran, and which Russia
has warned would be ‘catastrophic’.

What remains unknown to us, at this time, is what
counter-planning the American War Leaders have in
store for furthering their war aims against Iran as
the United States Military have ‘clearly signaled’
that it will not allow nuclear weapons to be used,
even to the extent of denying to their War Leaders one
of their most prized spy satellites used to guide
their nuclear cruise missiles to their intended
Iranian targets.

As the American peoples desire for war appears to be
exhausted, and with new polls showing their President
and Congress’ approval ratings at ‘record lows’, these
reports paint a frightening picture of an American War
Leadership determined to engulf the entire World in
Total War in order to perpetuate their hegemony.

Not since last century’s German Nazi and Japanese
Empire’s has the World seen such naked aggression
towards the capture of the Earth’s resources, and
which caused the deaths of nearly 100 million people,
but which the United States and its Western Allies now
seem determined to see through to its brutal, and
bloody end.

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western
Subscribers

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING heY!”

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~ X anemi

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one two three four

September 27, 2007

No, I am not selling IPod’s, I just love the song Apple is using in their commercial by Leslie Feist of Toronto, Canada. Here is the video directed by Patrick Daughters who is quite talented as well. I think the song and video are catchy, haunting in a way, and just plain fun! I am so sick of Britney and all that jizz, and it’s a relief to get a bit of entertainment for a change, heY! Enjoy…

1, 2, 3, 4…

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Leslie Feist…leaves me wanting “moar,” heY! You can catch her here:

MySpace: http://myspace.com/feist

Feist Official Site: http://listentofeist.com (This was “under construction” when I wrote this. The MySpace site is the better choice.)

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X anemi

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Iran’s Ahmadinejad

September 26, 2007

I hope this lunatic stays out of the news for a while because I am having a devil of a time spelling his name, as I look it up again; Ahmadinejad. Just like it sounds, I guess, whatever. Anybody remember when he was in New York speaking at the U.N. in 2005 and he said he saw a strange light about his head and no one in the audience blinked for like almost 30 minutes? This man definitely needs a nuclear program. Gawd, y’all, heY!

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CAUGHT ON TAPE – THIS JUST IN!

Iranian President Ahmadinejad has a fag quickie to calm his nerves prior to taking the stage to address the U N General Assembly.

The picture…says a bunch. Sheri Negari

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SHIRI

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X anemi

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Welcome To Iran

September 25, 2007

“Welcome to Iran, Where the glorious past greets a flourishing future.”

~ Tourism Industry Association of Iran

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran speaks. Background – the Ayatollah Khomeini.

“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that like in your country. … In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have this.”

~ Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on homosexuality, speaking today at Columbia University in New York.

Boy George welcomed to Iran? An unlikely tourist photograph.

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X anemi

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Gay Iran? Nope.

September 25, 2007

Quoted by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaking today at Columbia University in New York, whose remarks were translated from Farsi. —On executions of homosexuals in Iran:

“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that like in your country. … In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have this.”

GAY SEX & THE LAW IN IRAN:

Consensual gay sex in any form is punishable by death in the Islamic Republic of Iran. According to the website Age of Consent, which monitors such laws around the world, in Iran “Homosexuality is illegal, those charged with love-making are given a choice of four death styles: being hanged, stoned, halved by a sword, or dropped from the highest perch. According to Article 152, if two men not related by blood are discovered naked under one cover without good reason, both will be punished at a judge’s discretion. Gay teens (Article 144) are also punished at a judge’s discretion. Rubbing one’s penis between the thighs without penetration (tafheed) shall be punished by 100 lashes for each offender. This act, known to the English-speaking world as ‘frottage,’ is punishable by death if the ‘offender’ is a non-Muslim. If frottage is thrice repeated and penalty-lashes have failed to stop such repetitions, upon the fourth ‘offense’ both men will be put to death. According to Article 156, a person who repents and confesses his gay behavior prior to his identification by four witnesses, may be pardoned. Even kissing ‘with lust’ (Article 155) is forbidden. This bizarre law works to eliminate old Persian male-bonding customs, including common kissing and holding hands in public.”

IRAN EXECUTED 2 GAY TEENAGERS…

…earlier this past mid-July in Mashhad. One of the boys was 18, and the other was believed to be 16 or 17.

TWO BOYS – HERE IS THE STORY

(Note: The soundtrack here is only music, and is not needed, unless you are a Bette Midler fan. Mute your sound, if desired).

I’m thinking this “Peaceful, Loving” Ahmad dood is probably not exactly the kind of guy you want to have a nuclear bomb. How does that idle hands and the devil saying thing go?

Tough world.

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ anemi easy

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The Anemi Horror

September 23, 2007

JUST A BIT ABOUT 112 OCEAN AVENUE, AMITYVILLE, LONG ISLAND, NY

At around 6:30 on the evening of 13 November, 1974, Ronald DeFeo, Jr. burst into Henry’s Bar in Amityville, Long Island, New York and declared: “You got to help me! I think my mother and father are shot.” DeFeo and a small group of people went to 112 Ocean Avenue, which was located not far from the bar, and found that DeFeo’s parents were indeed dead. One of the group, Joe Yeswit, made an emergency call to the Suffolk County Police, who searched the house and found that six members of the same family were dead in their beds.

The victims were Ronald DeFeo, Sr., 43, Louise DeFeo, 42, and four of their children, Dawn, 18, Allison, 13, Marc, 11, and John Matthew, 9. All of the victims had been shot with a .35 caliber lever action Marlin rifle at around three o’clock in the morning of that day. DeFeo’s parents had both been shot twice, while the children had all been killed with single shots. The DeFeo family had occupied 112 Ocean Avenue since purchasing it in 1965.

Ronald DeFeo, Jr. was the eldest son of the family, and was also known as “Butch”. He was taken to the local police station for his own protection after suggesting to police officers at the scene of the crime that the killings had been carried out by a mob hit man named Louis Falini. However, an interview with DeFeo at the station soon exposed serious inconsistencies in his version of events, and the following day he confessed to carrying out the killings himself. He told detectives: “Once I started, I just couldn’t stop. It went so fast.”

DeFeo’s trial began on 14 October, 1975. He and his defense lawyer William Weber mounted an affirmative defense of insanity, with DeFeo claiming that voices in his head had urged him to carry out the killings. DeFeo was a known and admitted user of LSD and heroin and was aware of his actions in committing the murders.

On 21 November, 1975, DeFeo was found guilty on six counts of second- degree murder. On 4 December, 1975, Judge Thomas Stark sentenced Ronald DeFeo, Jr. to six consecutive sentences of 25 years to life.

DeFeo is currently held in Green Haven Correctional Facility, Beekman, New York, and all of his appeals to the parole board to date have been turned down.

Then and now…“Amityville Riverfront Spacious and Gracious Executive Colonial…$90’s.”

112 Ocean Avenue remained empty for thirteen months after the DeFeo murders until December 1975, when George and Kathleen Lutz bought the house for what was considered to be a bargain price of $80,000. Twenty-eight days of Long Island “living” led to scores of books, movies, tales, conspiracies, and, of course, mega-millions of dollars for the Lutz family and countless others. George passed away last year.

Today, the home is occupied by a family that is living there in peace. The front of the home, as well as its number on Ocean Avenue, have been changed and despite the regular visits by the curious and believers in the supernatural, life along Ocean Avenue in Amityville is fairly routine. Sometimes a car will pull up in the middle of the night. A passenger will get out and cut away a piece of grass from the home. Sometimes another car will pass in the middle of a hot, summer afternoon, stop and the occupants will stare. Sometimes a deranged individual may even try to break into the home. But mostly, it is just another house in Amityville with nothing more than a horrific history.

Barbara Cromarty moved into the house after the Lutzes and points to a seemingly undamaged window while appearing on the television show That’s Incredible! Accounts by the Lutzes included stories of these infamous windows styled to compliment the gambrel roof becoming unlocked and unhinged and flapping wildly defying explanation, or documented evidence.

According to a 2006 ad on Ebay, the pair of windows pictured above were used in the set for The Amityville Horror, Amityville: The Possession, and Amityville 3-D. There is no documented evidence this seller’s claim is true, and unquestionably, Ebay is a modern urban legend in it’s own right!

Moral of all of the above? Caveat Emptor, and;

EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!

~ anemi easy

*** the little scrap of story “art” at the top is me fooling around with the exterior of the house as it now sits whilst replacing the windows with my favored creepy quarter moons, and actually, were it my house, they would be there today. I would love to know what became of the original windows when the house was renovated. More legend anybody? Cheers!

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Paris Banned? OMG!

September 20, 2007

Oh Mein Gott!

Hollywood libertine Paris Hilton will not be allowed to attend Munich, Germany’s major beer celebration because of ‘cheapening‘ last year’s event. Partying Paris, 26, appeared at last year’s Oktoberfest to promote a regional wine maker dressed in plaits and a traditional Bavarian costume. Organizers at this year’s event have barred brands from using celebrities to push their alcohol. Gabrielle Weishaeupl, of the city’s tourist board, explains celebrity promotions ‘are completely prohibited by the new festival rules.’ No one wants her anymore, not even Germany. (kudos to Tim at Snagwire; http://thesnagwire.com)

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Well, OK Gabrielle, how about a politician? They aren’t celebrities, heY!

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EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!

~ X anemi

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I’m Banned In China

September 20, 2007

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THE GREAT (FIRE) WALL of CHINA

It’s true, my MySpace URL is banned in China and I am starting to re-think my cologne! Or was it something I said? Hmm… Actually, it’s neither. It’s the Chinese Government Big Brother Internet Censorship Watchdogs scared of what I might say which might be picked up by buddies behind the Great Internet Firewall of China. I am not alone in this, some giant web sites we take for granted, such as YouTube, are also blocked, and in all likelihood, your MySpace URL is probably on the list as well. You can run a quick little test in a second and find out for yourself. It’s an eye-opener, I think.

MySpace and China

A notice sent out by MySpace has indicated that users located in China must move their accounts to MySpace.cn, or lose their accounts entirely! I got this news from some friends and associates in China who are less than thrilled, but shrug it off as routine stuff. Besides, it’s just another challenge for the Chinese Internet “creatives” to hack around, which they will.

Now, MySpace will not the exact reason for the forced switch, but it’s a known fact that MySpace.cn is goverened by local authorities, while MySpace; the one you use in either the USA , Europe, Australia is not. The two options MySpace is offering Chinese users is to move their existing accounts over to MySpace.cn, or re-register on MySpace.cn after their accounts have been deleted. This is kinda like; “left or right – which eye would you like blackened?”
MySpace is attempting to be encouraging of the situation by noting the local benefits of creating a MySpace.cn account, but users in China aren’t buying it. With the ongoing regulatory issues of launching a Western-based service in China, this new move comes as no surprise. Google’s Chinese blog search is facing similar issues, and Yahoo and Microsoft have both signed a pact with the Chinese Government regarding information tracking Chinese bloggers – Scary Stuff!

SEE FOR YOURSELF – TEST YOUR URL

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What you are looking at is a screen-shot of my computer with the results of the test after plugging my URL on the site at:

http://www.greatfirewallofchina.org/test/

Here’s what happens. Some unnamed Internet Creatives (or hacks, whatever) interested in a non-censored WWW have servers located in China in undisclosed, and possibly moving-target locations. When you type in your URL and hit “test,” the signal leaves your computer, hops around the world through a network of available servers to the one in China, then hops back to your screen giving you the news, and in my case, you can see, the message is; Your URL is Blocked! Give it a shot, use any web address, and let me know your result.

Who cares and is this important? I’ll leave that for you to think about, but clearly it’s important to not only my friends in China but some hitters you may have heard of, like Bill “Microsoft” Gates and that Rupert “MySpace” Murdoch dood, and though you may find this boring, without both, you wouldn’t find it at all, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X anemi

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Chris Crocker

September 16, 2007

STARRING IN ~ “Seal Me Up!”

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Brought to you by the World’s Favorite DIY Everything Product:

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9/11 CHRIS CROCKER, IN HIS OWN WORDS (slams the victims, not good stuff – Chris. Taze you, bro!)

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING heY!”

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The View Taped

September 13, 2007

DUCT TAPE PEOPLE

Just a pic for a contest called; “Duct Tape People.” (duh) This won’t win, but I said I would play, and couldn’t think of much of anything to do cause I’m really not up to snuff on all the celebs, so here you go. I’ve never seen this show, but I know Rosie O’Donnell got kicked-off or whatever and Whoppi Goldberg took her place and I understand the new show is struggling with the fans, and go figure that. I also know big mouth Rosie has this new book out, un-flattering to the other big mouth Barbara Walters, sooooo, the idea here is to redo the old show with the same old faces, only this time, employ duct tape to eliminate the cat fights. Hmmm, still doubtful I would watch, but would probably tune in once to see the tape job. Fun, huh? Pffttt, heY!

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~ X anemi


ABC TV – “THE VIEW” Starring: Joy Behar, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Walters, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

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How To Break The Ice

September 13, 2007

…or ~ MY FIRST MEMORY, or ~ CHILDHOOD AMNESIA, or OF COURSE IT IS A SEXUAL THING, SIGMUND FREUD SAID SO, heY!

Everybody does it! OK, yeah, sex too, but I mean, play that conversation game by asking; “What was your first childhood memory?” And, is there anything that is not related to sex or that Sigmund Freud did not weigh-in on? I think if he and I were at the same cocktail party I would go mingle in my car. What a damn know-it-all, heY! If re-incarnation is true, I hope he will return as a clerk at a large DIY store, cause I can never find anybody there that can even show me where is the front door! I do not know what any of this has to do with sex or shaving your head or going commando in public, but here’s (briefly, what I can glow) where Freud was headed:

…It was Sigmund Freud who offered one of the first, most famous, and most controversial descriptions/explanations of childhood amnesia when he tied the phenomenon in with his other psychological theories (Freud, 1916; Bauer, 2004 – yes, I am being held accountable and forced to study this shizzt).

Sigmund Freud’s theories of psychosexual development are highly intertwined with childhood experiences, and Freud’s explanation of childhood amnesia is one of the most controversial. In what is now published as The Standard Edition of the Complete Psychological Works of Sigmund Freud, Freud theorized that childhood amnesia is the result of the mind’s attempt to repress memories of traumatic events that, according to Freud, necessarily occur in the psychosexual development of every child. This would lead to the repression of memory of the majority of the first years of life (Gleitman, et al., 2004).

Whatever. You go study. I just like pictures.

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“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

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~ X anemi, heY!

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GOP Holiday Ornaments

September 11, 2007

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This year, OuteasY and Anemi are pleased to present for consideration to The Official Republican National Committee our Senator Larry Craig commemorative ornament, sure to provide a festive reminder of all Gay Old Pedophiles. You can display your Republican sentiments on a desktop, mantle, holiday decoration, or get the Pine-Sol scented unit, and hang from the mirror in your car, heY! Drop us a note or tap a message and get yours today. Don’t delay, it will slip up on you and is just around the corner! Thank you,

~ X anemi

“TRUST ME ON THIS, TRUST NOBODY, heY!”