PETA Mind Your Own Business

“Mind Your Own Business”

Have you seen this? Unbelievable! PETA, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has jumped on the “Bash Britney Spears” wagon and is calling for estranged husband, Kevin Federline to petition the California Family Court for him to take custody of Britney’s Yorkshire Terrier; “London.” Listen, nobody is a bigger animal fan than me, and most particularly with dogs, but this is way over the top! It is totally inexcusable for PETA to glum onto the publicity of two dubious Hollywood “stars” in the midst of obvious personal strife to advance an agenda beyond the non-profit’s recognized Mission Statement. If PETA really cares about the welfare of London, and if concern is warranted, tact and existing law is the due course of action, well known to PETA, and not a shameful and scandalous “blast fax” around the universe via the Internet. I am truly ashamed of my past dealings with PETA, and urge all to read and sign, if you will, my petition titled and located here: “PETA, Mind Your Own Business.”

I am no big Britney Spears or Kevin Federline fan, but I believe there is far too much intrusion to our personal lives of late, and surely PETA is loose from the belfry in this regard. Grow up, PETA, and get a life.

Click to Enlarge – PETA’s letter of October 4 to Kevin Federline:

***ANEMIC ROYALTY MOST CERTAINLY ASCRIBES TO THE PREMISE OF “EQUAL TIME,” ALTHOUGH, THIS COMMON COURTESY HAS NOT BEEN RECIPROCATED AT “THE PETA FILES BLOG.” NOTWITHSTANDING, HERE IS A LINK TO THEIR SITE, AND ARTICLE OF POSITION TITLED; “HELP US OUT K-FED”

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

Click this Pic for the PETA, MYOB Documentation and Petition.

Thank you,

~ X Anemi

Royally Wrong

What’s the matter with this picture? If you said, “nothing, he’s hawt!” OK, fine, I stand by my first sentence.

If I didn’t know the subject pictured here, I’d say this is just another illustration for a Foxworthy book; “You Might Be A Redneck If…” But, worse, much worse…this is celebrity wannabe Frederic von Anhalt, or whatever he wants to go by, current husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor. This photo was taken by, God knows who would want to, on July 25, when Frederic summoned the Beverly Hills police to report this “robbery.” As you can imagine, filing false police reports is a crime, but that’s Beverly’s problem. Frederic told the police he had been robbed, stripped, and hand-cuffed at gun-point by three unknown women, who got away with among other things, his car keys. I have attempted to correct this error noted in the Wikipedia entry written of this non-incident, however, somebody keeps stealing/deleting the facts! To the picture, you can clearly see the car keys right where I’d put them – in the ignition. Frederic’s original story to Zsa Zsa was that aliens were the culprit, and wisely, she suggested using humans for believability. Now, we are registered editors over at Wiki, and Frederic, how about you keeping your idle hands off our good deeds, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

Not the Robbers!

~ X Anemi

“If It Doesn’t Tick,”

“…GIVE IT BACK TO THE DICK!”

Above ~ the “signs” were there. O. J. Simpson dons fake Timex watch cap. Watch shown is the “Dick Tracy,” model by Fossil, which could assist Simpson solve the murder mysteries. Good. We say, keep that. Lastly, O. J. attempts to demonstrate the proper technique – for telling things.

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — O.J. Simpson is getting his fake Rolex watch back. OMG, what could possibly be next with this guy? The timepiece, ordered seized earlier this week by attorneys for Fred Goldman, has now been ordered returned to the former, “thing,” after it was determined by a jeweler to be a knockoff made in China.

Goldman has won a multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment against Simpson, but the watch has so little value it falls under an exemption in the judgment excluding jewelry worth less than $6,075. (Great law to remember!)

Goldman lawyer David Cook said his client will comply with Friday’s order by Superior Court Judge Gerald Rosenberg.

“While we are clearly disappointed with the outcome, this tells us that collecting on this judgment, against this guy, is really tough,” Cook said.

Cook had hoped the watch might be worth as much as $22,000, but an appraisal from San Francisco jeweler Shreve & Co. concluded it was worth only about $100. Simpson had told his lawyer, Ronald Slates, he paid $125 for it.

So…not only is O. J. Simpson a Dick, he’s also a Hick, heY! A fake Rolex. Dood, how 80’s is that? And, what a dumb Dick – $125 bucks for a Chinese Rolex? Damn. Sorry, Fred, fugged again. Oh well, sounds about right for a guy who is continuing his life of crime by breaking into Vegas baby Vegas motel rooms. Yeah, what’s a Dick for anyhow? But, geez, almighty!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X Anemi

The Hamburger Joke

“Did ‘ya hear the one about the Senator and the hamburger…?”

I’m available, should you need a speaker at your next butcher’s convention, and here’s a free sample of my work:

“So…what’s the difference between Topps Meats and Senator Larry Craig? Not a lot. They are both over sixty, and just like that, one is out of the hamburger business, while the  others business now is hamburger.”

Good stuff, huh? OK, apologies to the folks at Topps. Ending a 67 year run as the nation’s leading supplier of frozen hamburger, just like that, is tough. I’ve sent you guys a note, and I will say it again here; best of luck to you and your families in your lives and future. Saying “good-bye” to a successful career, with or without cause, is not easy.

Now, the “I’m not gay,” Senator Craig, in his quest to find meat in a public toilet, single-handedly, turned his successful career into ground round, just like that, and no, I will not apologize to Larry for the puns. I will, however, offer that, for me, and most thinking others, this is not even remotely close to a gay or straight issue – it’s about doing the right thing, that which is right for all affected, including one’s self.

Fault or no fault, Topps is throwing in the towel because, like it or not, they know they have to. Their move was quick, decisive, and painful to many. Larry, will not throw in the towel, and his slow and changing decisions are derisive and likewise painful to many.

Mr. Anthony D’Urso, Chief Operating Officer for Topps offered the statement presented below. Just click to enlarge and read. There is a value lesson here, and thank you, Mr. D’Urso, you strike me as a gentleman, and again, so long to the company with the slogan; “The Hamburger People.”

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

~ X Anemi