Austrian Men Rank

THE SURVEY SAYS…

Paris Hilton comes to Austria

Austrian men and New Zealand women have the most sexual partners in the world, according to a a global sex survey reported on Saturday.

The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2. Conversely, the New Zealand women have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, well above the global average of 7.3, according to the survey by condom-maker Durex.

New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners, as stated in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper, reporting the survey.

The survey also showed that Austrians were the youngest to lose their virginity at an average of 17.3 years, followed by Brazilians (17.4), Germans (17.6) and New Zealanders (17.8).

Busy and excited about the new town, trying to meet all the new faces, I did not have an opportunity to participate in the survey.

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

My new “fixer-uper” in Kitzbuhel, Austria

~ X Anemi

Take Up Smoking

OK, I’m joking with the title a bit here, but who needs ‘crack’ after taking a look at this 1948 commercial for Lucky Strike cigarettes? The slogan for this brand was “It’s Toasted!” Uh huh, so was the ad man, wOw!

LUCKY STRIKE DANCING “FAGS” AD – 1948

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING – CLASSY ACTION, IT SUITS

What is our take-away message from the advertisements above? It’s very simple. If you are contacted by an attorney soliciting your business to join as a party in a class-action law suit, make certain he was not one of the losers who represented the tobacco companies.

It’s a little more complicated than this, so they say, but big tobacco got sued and lost zillions of dollars via judgements for wrongfully withholding knowledge that cigarettes are a bad thing and can kill you. To the best of my knowledge, the above case-winning evidentary documentation was never called into exhibit. We can plainly see, the tobacco companies have always showed concern for our health, and indeed have long conveyed the dangers of smoking.

To wit, in 1937, they warned using the grimmest of reapers, Joan “Mommy Dearest” Crawford, arriving at the front door on Christmas Eve, bearing the gifts of a carton of un-filtered cigarettes and a dead puppy. The door is closed, and the message is that it should certainly remain so. What potential smoker could possibly miss this? Me? I’d be shivering under my bed, praying for assistance from the tooth fairy, heY!

In figure two, we are drawn to a headless male with a sagging butt, distracting the female’s attention away from the falling giant drink coaster, clearly destined to guillotine her pronounced foot, whereafter, most likely, she will rapidly go into shock, then bleed to death, hence the use of the color red in the otherwise grave-toned imagery. Make no mistake, had the girl not been leaning forward to accept a light, this tragedy would never have occurred.

‘Smoke ‘em, if ya got ‘em!’

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

PSA’s. You should pay attention!

~ X Anemi