Archive for October 18th, 2007

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Kim Kardashian’s Back

October 18, 2007

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“OMG! Are you kidding me? Kim is going to f(use)ing die!” …is reportedly what Paris Hilton chortled last February when her BFF Kim Kardashian’s first sex epic was “leaked” to the street. As “mortified” as Kim was, the jillion dollar settlement deal she struck with Vivid Entertainment for all that pain and sufferin’ must now be gone, because our fav Armenian star, is ready to be re-morted all over with the sis of a sex vid!

KIM KARDASHIAN QUOTES:

- “There is no amount of money that could ever convince me to release any tape, even if I had one. I don’t need the money.”

- “I’m not poor; I’m not desperate, I would never attempt to sell a tape,” she says. “It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I don’t need the money. It’s humiliating; it’s embarrassing. It’s something I feel very betrayed by, but I’m not pointing any fingers.”

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Isn’t this great? What fun! Vivid Entertainment, the “producer” that released Kim’s videotaped romp between the sheets with Ray J, has widely released a statement telling to get ready for more thunder from the thighs of this un-reality TV star – what a load of bum! Hey, the drunk thing is getting old, and nobody uber-famous, like Kim, has been sans-spandex in a while, so yeah, it’s time!

“Vivid can’t take all of the credit from Kim’s success… we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com,” said the “focu-mentary” company on the release of the newest installment of, the same old same old. Can’t wait.

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UNCENSORED KIM KARDASHIAN FULL BUTT FOOTAGE ~ “LE GASP!”


“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

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(Topps – the now dead hamburger meat company)

~ X Anemi

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IN TRENDS

October 18, 2007

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD…erhum ~

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Everybody is looking for somebody, or something, but is often confused as to just where to find it. We will help. You are about enter the Labs of Anemic Science, and I, Doktor Anemi, having the credentials of wealth and taste, will be your guide.

We have assembled what is on the minds of every humanoid on the planet, as presented below, and through the assistance of “Google Trends,” we know where to go to find left-brainers like ourselves. Our chart shows the popularity of these terms searched, from the beginning of 2004 to now, or, how often a particular search term is entered relative the total search volume across various regions of the world.

To ease the scientific jargon, for example, if you are thinking about Gay Sex, book a trip to Chile, and leave France to the French. Conversely, if you are sick of Britney Spears, Belgium is your destination of choice, and of course, if you are a groupie of me me meh; Doktor Anemi, the right-brained peeps are over in Turkey, heY! (Sounds about right!)

A word of disclaimer – If you get to Pakistan, and find that animal sex is no longer de rigueur, know that trends are fickle, but the door is wide open to welcome your fifteen minutes of fame. While there, why not set the pace! The world is truly your oyster, although I forgot to include that fetish on the list.

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“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

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~ X Anemi