Archive for March, 2008

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Art World Stunned

March 31, 2008

Anemi Blue Period NEW YORK CITY - Christie’s and The Haus von Easy Art Foundation announced that – with great reluctance – they will withdraw the magnificent Blue Period Portrait Anemi von Easy, 1903, that had been scheduled for sale at Christie’s New York sale of Impressionist and Modern Art this evening. The joint decision was the result of 11th-hour sentiment that Christie’s and the Foundation believe such a work belongs to the world at large, rather than in the hands of a private collector.

The painting is arguably one of the most important of this period in the artist’s oeuvre and is estimated at $40 – 60 million (£22 – 33 million). The portrait was to be offered by The Haus von Easy Art Foundation with proceeds benefiting a variety of charitable purposes. Anemi Easy would have made no personal gain from the sale. “This is a sad day for the private art community,” said Sarah Jackson, Historic Art & Research Director, The Art Register. “As the leading database for stolen and looted Nazi era art, we believe, however, art patrons throughout the world will be greatly served by this masterpiece being widely exhibited.”

The BBC contributed to this story

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Party On Dems, heY!

March 30, 2008

Say, no more…

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Viva Cuban Ringtones

March 29, 2008

Raul Castro gets air

Good things come to those who wait? Raul Castro, the 76 year old President of Cuba, announced ordinary citizens can now have cell phones, previously only available to government and corporate honchos. Some think Raul is trying to distract his people from more pressing issues, like finding food. I think the real reason is that his bruh Fidel, at 81, is just too tired to carry on a decent text anymore, heY! Whatever, what a world. Lemme know if anybody wants to buy my phone, and the bill that it comes with.

Q&A on Cuban Cell Phone Service

HAVANA  — Cell phone service will soon be widely available to Cubans for the first time. Some questions and answers:

Q. What kind of service will be provided?

A. Details will be announced in the coming days, but it is likely to be the same service now available to foreigners and elite Cubans, which supports long distance national and international calls, and text messaging. It likely won’t include e-mail and other smart-phone services. Camera phones available to everyday Cubans also won’t be able to transmit images directly.

Q. So what’s really new here?

A. Until now, only Cubans who work for foreign companies or have top government positions have been able to get legal contracts to use cell phones. A growing number of Cubans have managed to get around this by using other people’s contracts or phones left behind by visiting friends or relatives from other countries, and the government hasn’t stopped them. Now Cuba says it will legalize cell phone use and make it much more accessible.

Q. Why now?

A. Raul Castro said when he became president last month that he would quickly lift some prohibitions to create new government income. Some also believe that allowing Cubans to have modern gadgets such as cell phones, personal computers and microwave ovens may dissuade them from demanding deeper changes in the state-controlled economy.

Q. Who will provide the service?

A. Cuba’s state-controlled telecommunications monopoly, a joint venture between the government and Telecom Italia.

Q. How much will it cost?

A. Probably so much that most Cubans can’t afford it. Foreigners and companies currently pay $120 to activate service and 60 cents a minute for local calls.

Q. What about international calls?

A. Cuba already allows international cell phone calls at a steep cost. Daytime rates are $2.70 a minute to the United States, $2.45 to Mexico and $5.45 to almost everywhere else. A 10-minute call to Miami runs $33, more than the average government worker earns in a month.

Q: How will Cubans come up with that money?

A: Likely users include Cubans who get hard currency from relatives or friends living abroad, or who earn much more than most workers, either through legally licensed small businesses or black market enterprises.

Q. How good is the service?

A. A lot better than it was a few years ago, before Telecom Italia invested heavily in Cuba’s fiber optic cable network and upgraded to the world’s leading cell phone technology. Cuba’s phone monopoly now believes it can handle heavier traffic — and make money off of it.

Q. What kind of phones will be available?

A. The phone monopoly’s cell division, Cubacel, already provides prepaid service and sells mobile phones with cameras for as much as $250. It also sells basic models of Nokia and Motorola phones, now considered obsolete in many other countries, for about $90 each.

Q. What about smart phone capabilities?

A. There are no plans to sell smart phones such as Motion Ltd.’s BlackBerry, Palm Inc.’ Treo, or Apple’s new iPhones. Cubacel currently offers smart phone services, such as e-mail, to a very limited number of firms with local cell contracts. That technology can now be used by visitors with smart phones that were activated through service contracts from telecommunications firms in other countries that have operating agreements with Cubacel.

Q. How will having a cell phone help everyday Cubans?

A. Cubans likely will use cell phones the same way people in other countries do, to stay in contact with their families and acquaintances when out of their home or office, especially in a place where public phones are scarce and often don’t work. Cell phones will make it easier to make and keep appointments, rather than having to return home simply to change a meeting time. Cubans who already have cell phones often give them to their teenagers for security when they go out in the evenings.

~ anemi

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CREDIT CRUNCHIES

March 28, 2008

It’s all Hollywood, right?

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WASHINGTON, DC - An unidentified frustrated homeowner botches an attempt to relocate his home just hours before the property was to be seized by bankers in foreclosure.

~ Anemi, heY!

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Double Atonement

March 27, 2008

Governor Eliot Spitzer ~ What was he thinking? Are you kidding me…

Gah it seems like ages ago since New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was “disgraced” out of his cushy gig and shoved into self-rehab familial atonement, and I, sensing the tribulations of his rigor, was reaching for my cell to catch a glow of his progress, then I got this deja-vu:

Spitzer Linked to Second Prostitution Ring

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Le Gasp…Eliot, dawg, dOOd, heY! I don’t know about the heft of “Billie’s” Black Book, but clearly, here’s a case for a double-shot dose of atonement if ever I saw one.

Seems this gal, Kristen “Billie” Davis, the press jumps her by using “Madam,” is 32, and on her way to earning a masters in psych, which seems about right, was hauled into court Tuesday to enter the perfunctory plea of not guilty, yer honour, for money laundering, which zooms nobody, cause what fool don’t know that’s aka hookin’. Her mouthpiece tried to get her bailed for $2 mill US, but the judge said noep for fear of Billie being a “flight risk.” Talk about blind…justice, heY! Judge, dood, look up a bit…them ain’t wings! Gravity has settled the flight problem here.

Anyhow, double kudos to the mainstream press for finally getting off their collective cheeks to actually follow-up on a story for a change. I mean, any John that’s got a wad to blow the size of Eliot’s, to the lay of five gees an hour, has surely got more happenin’ than some Brooklyn B-Babe singer wannabe with a MySpace spaz like wutz-her-name from way back last week.

Mrs. Eliot Spitzer was…(to be continued).

~ Anemi

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YOU DECIDE

March 26, 2008

1942 The Pledge

The Pledge of Allegiance ~ Circa 1942

Character will decide who will be the next President of The United States - period. In any election, each of the contenders will tell you they are the best choice for eliminating the inequities dividing our country, but in a multicultural society, no single candidate can bring about everyone agreeing and getting along. This, of course, is the beauty of America, and diversity is a good thing.

I do not believe one candidate has the plan for fixing the economy or getting out of Iraq, and must conclude the candidates themselves are too uncertain on these and other concerns. If this seems a bit scary, well, it is, and otherwise, there would by now be a clear favorite. But, voting is the process of decision, and when there is no “best,” the choice becomes; which is “better.”

Making the better choice is easier than the politicians and pundits would have you believe, and a decision based on character is often best. Samuel Willard, a prominent minister in Massachusetts, presented his thoughts as to what constitutes a good political leader in his sermon; The Character of a Good Ruler. The date was - 1694! Perhaps a bit heavy on theology for our times, witchcraft was a hot potato then, but the take-away remains strong in defining a leader of good character; “he must be one who prefers the public benefit above all private and separate interests whatsoever. (He) owes himself to the good of the whole.” Wow. Kinda makes you blush when thinking about Super Delegates and re-votes in Florida and Michigan.

What us “common folk” may lack in the way of smarts when it comes to economic theory and military strategy, we far outweigh with our innate ability to judge right from wrong, or that human condition called “character.” Admittedly, what is right or wrong for some may be a matter of degrees, but this is; “the measure of a man,” and, it’s tough to find fault with somebody displaying good form.

Senator and President wannabe Barack Obama has caught a lot of heat for his refusal to wear an American flag lapel pin along with photographed instances of him not putting his hand over his heart during recitations of National pride leading some to question his patriotism. While this is probably a bit of a stretch, outward displays of bad form do summon character to focus.

The Pledge of Allegiance was first published for Columbus Day, on September 8, 1892, in the Boston magazine The Youth’s Companion. It was written by a member of the magazine’s staff, Francis Bellamy. The publication of the Pledge, and its wide redistribution to schools in pamphlet form later that year lead to a recitation by millions of school children, starting a tradition that, for some, continues today.

In its 1940 Gobitis decision (310 US 586), the Supreme Court ruled that schools can compel students to recite the Pledge. The U.S. Congress recognized the Pledge officially in 1942, and in 1954 added the phrase “under God” to the text. In 1943, the Supreme Court overturned Gobitis and ruled in its Barnette decision (319 US 624) that school children could not be forced to recite the Pledge as a part of their school day routine.

Today, the wording of the Pledge of Allegiance is set in the US Code, at 4 USC 4, which states;

The Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” should be rendered by standing at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. When not in uniform men should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute.

It is very important to note the Code’s use of the optimal word; “should.” Simply put, you are free to exercise any or no participation with others in the tradition of the Pledge. It is not “against the law” to opt-out.

The intent of The United States Code, as stated on the government site, is to present by subject matter the general and permanent laws of the United States. Dating to 1926, the Code has been published and brought current when necessary by the Office of the Law Revision Counsel of the U.S. House of Representatives. Think of the Code as the (my words);”Instruction Manual to the U.S. Constitution.”

At the end of the day, is any of this really important? I mean, will choosing one politician over the other on the basis of character get us through the mortgage morass or return our soldiers safely? Truthfully, probably not, as it’s much more complicated to be this simple. Times change as do people’s needs accordingly. So be it, but what should never change, and thankfully, has remained constant throughout history, is the necessity for leaders long in propriety. This is the person who, in the end, will wisely be chosen to rightfully lead as the next President of The United States, someone we can feel good about.

~ Anemi

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I’m Keeping the Mutt

March 20, 2008

This past Tuesday, Barack Obama, facing arguably the most challenging moment of his young political career, tried to explain his long relationship with the bigoted, Pit Bull of a Pastor, Jeremiah Wright, by delivering what I suppose will be known as, “The Race Speech,” carefully chosen for oration in Philadelphia, PA, the “City of Brotherly Love.” In just under 5,000 words* of nuance, we learned the story of Barack’s life and family, a refresher in United States history, the hardship and hope of a young female Obama supporter in South Carolina, and that Jeremiah Wright, sharp teeth and a spiked collar notwithstanding, was a “keeper.”

*(Today’s Trivia FYI: The Declaration of Independence is only 1,324 words in length).

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“…I can no more disown him (Pastor Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the Black community…” ~ Senator Barack Obama

In 1952, another young rapid riser on point for the White House, 38 year old Senator Richard Nixon, found his air brakes after a sensational headline appeared in the New York Post stating, “Secret Rich Men’s Trust Fund Keeps Nixon in Style Far Beyond His Salary.” The headline appeared just a few days after Eisenhower had chosen him as his running mate. Amid the shock and outrage that followed, many Republicans urged Eisenhower to remove Nixon from the ticket before it was too late.

Nixon, however, in what was seen as a brilliant political coup, just like Obama, threw it back, covered in nuance, to the American people via the new medium of television in a nationwide hookup. As with Obama, in just under 5,000 words, Nixon offered an explanation of his life, family and finances, a refresher in United States politics, the hardship and hope of an unidentified young female Nixon supporter, and that Nixon and the little dog named Checkers given as a present to his young daughters, were “keepers.”

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“…I want to say right now that regardless of what they say, we’re going to keep it (Checkers, the dog).” ~ Senator Richard Nixon

This, of course, would forever be known as Nixon’s “Checkers Speech,” and a huge political triumph for Nixon. An ecstatic Eisenhower requested Nixon to come to West Virginia where he was campaigning and greeted Nixon at the airport with, “Dick, you’re my boy.” Ike went on to win the election by a landslide, never realizing a line with the reference to “boy” quite possibly could be a career-ender some 50 plus years into the future, giving pause that perhaps the adage should be changed to; “Old Generals do die, bad memories never fade away.”

In closing, two brilliant maneuverers and public speaking marvels in Barack Obama and Richard Nixon before him, gave us collectively 10,000 words of political rhetoric, roughly saying saying the same thing, “I’m Keeping the Mutt.”

~ Anemi

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Love Client Number Nine

March 15, 2008

So, just wondering what Eliot Spitzer, the defamed “Sheriff of Wall Street” and short-term Governor of New York will do with his time now that he’s better known as “Client Number Nine?” Spitzer’s young, being born in 1959, the year “Love Potion Number 9″ hit the music charts, first by “The Clovers,” but also sung well by “The Searchers.” Yeah, he’ll be comin’ back, heY!

~ X anemi

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THE SEARCHERS ~ “LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE”

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BECKHAM INKS ANOTHER

March 6, 2008

David Beckham signs deal with Sharpie

International Soccer Star David Beckham Inspires People to Write Out Loud!™ with Sharpie® Permanent Markers.

Long recognized as the celebrity autograph marker of choice, Sharpie® brand is partnering with one of the world’s most recognizable celebrities, global sports star David Beckham. Beckham, whose autograph is among the most sought-after in the world, will become Sharpie’s global ambassador in a fully integrated global marketing campaign that rolls out initially in the United States in early March.

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David Beckham appeared to be thinking; “I love endorsing checks, so this deal with Sharpie seems like a natural.”

Details were fuzzy as to how much David will be paid for the endorsement. The deal he inked with Gillette was $15 million, and since men no longer use razors, but do use Sharpies, there is just no telling.

In more breaking Sharpie news, further punctuating the brand’s versatility, Police in Crossville, Tennessee, said a woman used a Sharpie marker to try and rob a Cumberland County convenience.

The incident happened Dec. 26 at Jolley’s Market in Westel, where it was reported that Donna Pectol had the pen hidden in her coat pocket in order to make the clerk think it was a gun. When the clerk refused to empty the register, the two got into a fight. Police hauled the woman away, and she was written-up for attempted robbery.

EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING

~ Anemi

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THREE IN THE MORNING

March 2, 2008

Have you seen these so called provocative ads being run by Presidential wannabes Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama begging the American voter to make the right choice as to who will give better phone in the White House at three o’clock AM? Hillary started this campaign suggesting she is best to pick up the receiver given her experience, and Barack advises judgement is critical when the phone is off the cradle.

John McCain, a little late to the party line, begs to differ…

YOU DECIDE, heY!


~ X anemi