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Prince Frederic von Anhalt

March 24, 2007

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Kader whacks phony Ramon Allones from der Prinzely incisors.

hallo Freunde,

Greetings from Munich! Yes, I am working, doing some stuff for TEWO Entertainment, and you should be seeing it throughout today starting this AM (whenever Out gets outta the sack) on big bro’s site. There’s a bunch of it, and some big surprises to be updated all day (night?) So, thanks a bunch for checking by!

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haben Sie einen guten Tag!

~Anemi

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Party Like It’s 1999!

March 16, 2007

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Holy (click for tune)>>>Sound of Music!

There I was on the century’s cusp all prickly and panicked about societal sobering Y2-K stuff like was the calendar on my Casio capable and would the microwave mesh with the millennium and how our anatomy might go anthropomorphic. Dood, what a commoner. Seems in 1999 the wunderkind knew a bunch better and pow-wowed in London to put an end to the family feud of the Holy Roman Empire Empire. You’ll find those having all the right stuff like Freddy and Zsa Zsa, but dang if I could find Julie Andrews or Christopher Plummer. Don’t miss THE IMPERIAL ORDER AND ASSOCIATION OF THE NOBILITY OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. What, me worry? Auf wiedersehen.

 

 

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Prinz Firms His Position

March 15, 2007

Factor This: O’Reilly Sued Over Name-Calling Incident

Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, one of the men claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, is royally pissed over a few choice words that Bill O’Reilly used to describe him on air, and now he wants $10 million to ease his pain.
O'Reilly Lawsuit -- Click to Read
In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, the prince says that O’Reilly called him a “fraud,” among other things, during a February 23 broadcast.

Von Anhalt claims that O’Reilly “knew that the statements were false,” and used them to “directly injure his reputation in a substantial portion of his community.”

The prince is the 9th and current husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

A rep from FOX News tells TMZ, “We haven’t received the lawsuit yet, therefore we cannot comment.”

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“Freddies Facelift” Getting ready for an appearance.

We have been told we’re a named “John Doe” in the suit, but don’t know anything about it. We are contacting Plaintiff’s Counsel Lee & Fields and the LA Superior Court for more info. Stay Tuned.

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Fake Your Way to the Top

February 25, 2007

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the “Prince” Frederic Prinz von Anhalt and…the “Counsel” Weyer Graf von Yorck


“You can fake your way to the top.” I remember thinking, wow, when I first heard that Dreamgirls tune back in 1981 at the Imperial in New York. Eddie, you and Beyonce were great in the movie adaptation, but nobody could possibly best the originals; Cleavant Derricks and Jennifer Holliday. I can’t help but wonder if Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, one of the world’s greatest “mythomaniacs” of all time might too have been in the audience prior to his 1986 marriage to Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Fake his way, he has. Anhalt’s schitck is that he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt at which time he changed his name from Hans Robert Lichtenberg or Hans-Georg Lichtenberg, depending on who you believe. The adoption and name change did not confer any title or nobility, and the Ducal Family of Anhalt does not include Prinz von Anhalt as a member. Further, Germany’s monarchy was extinct by 1919. Frederic has said that he was a friend of Princess Marie Auguste’s only child, Prince Karl of Prussia who died in a 1975 automobile accident, and that the grieving mother adopted him out of kindness and gave him the name Prince Frederic von Anhalt of Munich, the Duke of Saxony.

However, according to other sources, Princess Marie Auguste was bankrupt and the adoption was a business deal pioneered by Hans Hermann Weyer, a former window dresser who became an “honorary consul” of Bolivia, SA in Luxembourg. Weyer became better known in the 1960s as a “title broker,” for selling certificates of nobility, decorations, and degrees from invented colleges and universities. Jailed several times on fraud charges, he was described in 1982 by John Vinocur, then chief of The New York Times in Bonn as the greatest hotel “lobby rat,” and, “a Munich rogue who sold phony titles to men who presumably wanted nothing better than being summoned to the phone.” Weyer himself was “adopted” as an adult, in 1996, by a Countess of Yorck of Wartenberg, a 78-year-old German noblewoman, and now uses the name Consul Weyer Graf von Yorck. Do not miss the web site and “who’s who” of all the familiar faces by clicking here. http://www.consulweyer.de/

Anyhow, I guess in effort to keep himself current, Frederic decided to insert himself in the Anna Nicole Smith saga and called a news conference at Zsa Zsa’s Bel Air estate in Los Angeles and offered his account;

“She (Anna Nicole) had quite a few enemies and very, very few friends, almost no friends at all,” the 62? year old lamented. “Smith’s burning ambition,” he said, “was to be a real princess and wear a tiara. I told her the only thing I could do was to adopt you, but of course my wife was very much against it, I said I won’t get a divorce just to make you a princess.” A bird in the mansion, I guess.

Of course, had he adopted Anna Nicole and were it true that Frederick actually parented Danielynn, that would mean she is the Step Great Aunt of Paris Hilton. Imagine that.

“Round and around, and it’s always so real, yeah, when you’re comin’ down.”

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