TOM FORD AD

“Tom, you big ole ham sammich, you…”

“Oooh Tom, it’s…so…SeXy!”

“Ehrum, but, just what is it that you are selling here? Hand lotion? Shaving cream?”

Actually, it’s supposed to be an ad for Tom Ford’s first fragrance for men. Hmm, available in a choice of two scents, I suppose. I’ll get it.

consumer warning: “for external use only?”

In offering views on nudity and/or advertising, Tom affords; “But there’s a double standard with featuring female nudity and featuring male nudity,” Ford adds. “When people say to me, ‘Well, you objectify women,’ [I say] I’m an equal opportunity objectifier. We had a lot of magazines reject the female version [of the campaign], so the male version is going to get rejected even more.”

Ah, the sweet smell of…rejection!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ X Anemi

Chris Crocker – The Whole Truth

 

No, the above is not Chris Crocker’s latest video, but rather, a fitting illustration to what Chris, in his own words, has to say about, well about the whole “Chris Crocker Thing,” or phenomena it became, and now…was. You see, or you will, Chris, who meteorically, and as he states, un-wittingly, became the; “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” boy, is hanging up his heels.

Metaphorically, there is a reason why there are signs at the zoo warning not to feed the attractions, and Chris eloquently, I think, offers a quick sum, then thumb, to the fame game, whiz and bling which so many desperately aspire, and thankfully, as with all mixed blessings, never attain.

I kinda knew something was up when I asked Chris why he had been so “quiet” for the past couple of days, and never really got his answer – until now, and what an answer – more, what a message he truly relates.

As background, Chris grew a sizable fan base for his work, primarily using MySpace in conjunction with YouTube, and for a (literally) bedroom performer/cinematographer, developed a sizable catalog within only roughly twelve months. From the get-go, Chris let on his mission statement, much the same as you might read on the cover page of a corporate annual report. It was written right there in the “About Me” grid of his MySpace page, the section most people never read, if completed at all. Once you sieved Chris’s bio, it said; “I am going to have a Television Show.”

I’m pretty sure I saw all of his videos, some good, and some really, really bad. When I say “good,” let me qualify a bit. I mean “good” by MySpace standards. MySpace is dying to become the entertainment “push me-pull me” of the future, but for now, as a primary source of grins – no, nope. Aside from its exceptionally poor delivery of content plagued by scads of self-created and outside technical snow storms, what is finally beamed to your lap screen is so all over the map, you’d never hit it with a spit-ball (many have tried, I’m sure!) I say this, because, Chris and his brand of entertainment was a natural for MySpace – the subject of his videos went everywhere! Chris went from serious commentary of relevant current societal and political concerns, to finding the proper fit for male hair extensions. See what I mean? You can’t give that stuff away in Hollywood, because Hollywood can’t make a buck canning that and selling it to you and me. The long and short of it is, while we may watch really stupid shit on TV, at least we know what channel it’s on – grab the french fries, heY!

But Chris knew this, he knew his “stuff” had no collective core to grab and retain the attention span of a large following, and he was smart enough to know MySpace and YouTube is really not the vehicle to keep you there. For every one of your so-called MySpace “Friends,” the one that likes you today, forgot about you – later today. It really does move that quick. And all the content, “ai, yi, yi!” Look at the number of videos alone posted each day, what, 60-100 million per? MySpace and YouTube are pretty logical portals to bounce around some ideas and creativity to an “audience” which, seriously, you can develop in less than 24 hours, and Chris knew this, and used it to the max in fulfilling his personal mission statement. In summary, throw the shit on the wall, and see what sticks. Sometimes you get “lucky” and you “get your picture on the cover of the Rollin’ Stone.”

Hollywood and the zoo are very much the same when when you contrast the “throw it at the wall” hypothesis. Listen, next time you go to the zoo, spend a little time throwing cracker-jacks at the monkey. Make sure you wear your shades, because, you may think that monkey is stupid, but I guarantee you, he is going to pick that shit up and throw it back!

This is what Chris is saying below, and kudos, I say, for netting this out quickly, and maybe even enjoying himself a little along the way. It really does take a long time to get to those coveted “15 minutes of fame,” and a bigger dood to let it go – so, bravo on this, Chris. Lastly, Chris ends by saying please do not wish him luck, and for what it’s worth, I don’t think he is going to need it. What the hell, how about best wishes, then, and see ‘ya around, Chris.

~ X Anemi

ANEMI MySpace

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

CHRIS CROCKER ~ “THE WHOLE TRUTH” October 8, 2007

Warning: This is for people with attention spans. AKA- People who really care.

I did a video entitled ‘Life after ‘Leave Britney Alone’, but I realize that I held back in the video. There is too much to be said that a 2 minute video just can’t convey.. and I feel I have held back and compromised enough in the past few weeks. After all, my very existence is built on NOT holding back. I realize that it’s all about compromising in Hollywood, which is why I’m taking a leave.

In Hollywood- it’s all about keeping it cute.. staying quiet, and smiling in everyones faces. Looks like I’m not cut out for Hollywood. Looks like my fifteen minutes of fame really might be over because of my inability to go from human to plastic.

All I have to say to that is OH-FUCKING-WELL.

Every problem I have encountered with “Hollywood” has been about censorship. EVERY LAST PROBLEM I HAVE HAD WITH HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN ABOUT CENSORSHIP. The industry is for hoes with nothing to say and plenty of blowjobs to offer– not artists.

Networks are in a position to spread entertainment mixed with education. Edutainment, if you will. Instead they choose to make 16 year olds want million dollar birthday parties, so it came as no surprise to me when some of these networks turned my TV show down before the Britney video. However, AFTER the Britney video- the networks came pouring in. Keep in mind- I had a TV show deal before the Britney video.. and also keep in mind- it was turned down by every last network until the Britney video. Which.. I don’t know what Chris Crocker these networks have been watchin’, but I’m still the same Chris Crocker, so I don’t know what is more appealing to them now. I’m still Chris Crocker. I’m not BritneyBoy.. and I don’t need a TV show to do my thing. I’m not desperate for a TV show.

I can change the world from my very own bedroom. I don’t need a TV show’s help.

In Hollywood it’s all about squeezing. Squeezing people into boxes.. squeezing the life out of people.. squeezing the creativity out of people. Too much compromise and not enough enlightenment. However, I’m a southern girl and that’s not how I operate..

I never thought when I uttered the three words ‘Leave Britney Alone’ that I would eventually replace Britney’s name with the word ME. [IE: ‘Leave ME Alone!’ (for all the idiots out there) That I would have to tell the media to back off of me. I never wanted that video to be my introduction to the world. I never imagined it would grab headlines. I thought it would stay on Youtube and/or Myspace just like my other videos which had recieved millions of views prior to the mass-media coverage. The fact that the video got millions of hits within such a short amount of time didn’t at all make me think it would end up on everything from The Today Show to CNN to TRL to BBC in Europe. It just didn’t dawn on me that this could be my big break.

CNN never posted my videos on AIDS or the Age of Consent.. so I never thought a video on Britney would interest the media. So when people ask me if it was real, I do get irritated. Of course it was real. Although admittedly, I have posted skits in the past- My Youtube channel has an array of genres. I post everything from blogs to skits to monologues about everyday life.

At first the attention excited me, but I was soon rudely awakened. I realized that everything I had done up until the Britney video didn’t matter to the media. It was stripped away from me. I was tagged ‘Britney boy’.. which, at first flattered me because I was fine with doing her justice as a fan, and I still am.. and while I may have said ‘Before I’m an American, I’m a Britney fan’- Well, before I’m a Britney fan I’m an artist myself. Britney means the world to me, and even inspires my art.. the video itself was art in some ways. It allowed me to share my feelings with millions of people, which is art, so for that I am grateful in every way. It would just be nice if the media would take a closer look.. but it’s up to me to make them do that. Which is what the TV show was supposed to do. Right now the TV show is on hold. I am no longer with 44 Blue Productions, for reasons I will not go into. Networks are still interested, however, I’m not interested in being Britney Boy for much longer. If in fact someone approaches me with the right deal- If in fact someone wants to help portray me in an accurate light, as opposed to an obsessed lunatic- I’m all for it. I’m not in it for the money.. so therefore I will not be swindled or bribed. I’m not in it at all, actually, at the moment. Not until someone approaches me with something up to par.

Believe it or not, this “fame whore” has standards and a vision to go with those standards. I have no interest in taking the Perez route. I don’t have to talk about celebrities in order to feel like one. There are already too many Perez’s as it is. Actually, one is far more than enough… in more ways than one.

Speaking of the unavoidable elephant- Perez has went out of his way to avoid talking about me in recent events, despite his previous raves about me. Also despite the fact that he blogged about me and curiously made it private, but yet still viewable to anyone who searches for it. Alsooooo despite claiming I’m unworthy for PerezHilton.Com. Well, bitch, that’s OK. I may be unworthy for PerezHilton.Com, but I’m obviously not unworthy of The Today Show and every other main media outlet. Jeffree Star may need you as a plan B, but I surely don’t.
I actually really enjoyed Perez up until I realized he really was.. Perez. The person writing all of the horrible things on his website is actually the person you get when you talk to him. Everyone has their reasons for the things they do; everyone has their justifications; I just don’t know what I ever did to the guy but tell him how cute he was for a guy with crayon red hair. After I spoke out in Britney’s defense- he asked me not to speak to him personally about Britney anymore and I refused.. because if we’re quote-unquote friends, I should be able to speak openly on issues that effect my life. Especially issues that effect both of our lives, considering he lives, eats, breathes Britney. Actually, all of this Perez-ness is irrelevant…

…Or is it?…

Conveniently/Coincidentally Perez and TMZ posted about my “lawsuit” before anyone else.. before I knew. Hell, before God himself knew. Which leads me to believe that Perez, TMZ, and the person that is suing me are all in on this together.

Color me unsurprised. TMZ would rather report on the lawsuit than the ACTUAL matter at hand. No one asked me for my side of the story. No one. Everyone on the news that has reported on this. Usually when something of this nature happens- both parties are contacted for comment. I’m pretty accessible. Especially considering TMZ has my personal email.

If it looks like a publicity stunt– smells like a publicity stunt— and makes its way onto TMZ- it’s a publicity stunt.
An ~*inside job~*, if you will.

As far as I’m concerned- the ~*~*~LaWsUiT~*~**~ doesn’t exist to me. It is a fairytale sponsored by TMZ.

The guy that is suing me for a million dollars is claiming his reputation in the industry is now damaged. Well, first of all, I’m not exactly America’s sweetheart. I’m not respected in Hollywood. Hiring me to represent your jewelery was a wack move if respect is what you want. Moving on..
The guy flew me out to LA in exchange for me to wear his jewelery in public. I was perfectly fine/excited about wearing his stuff. I liked it a lot in the beginning, but once I got there, everything went from business to personal in a matter of hours. I was horrified. Without getting into too much detail- I was the one who was thrown the cuveball. I was the one who was used. Again, I can’t get into details. [YET] When I got to LA I was initially excited to wear his jewelery, but as time went on- he made the business personal. I was not happy to wear his jewelery, after he did so. It felt like chinese water torture even having his shit around my neck. It felt against my will.. but you know what? I DID IT ANYWAY. I did everything his publicist and my people agreed to.

The only thing that was a breach of ‘agreement’ (because there was no contract) was when I forgot to wear it out one night at Mr. Chow’s when paparazzi caught up with me. So at worst, I made a breach of agreement. If he thinks me not wearing his jewelery for one day is equivalent to a million dollars, he has a rude awakening. Anyone with minimal to no experience will see this for the publicity stunt it is on his part.

Not only did I not recieve a payment for wearing his jewellery, there was no real contract. I replied via EMAIL that I would wear his jewellery with my stage name. The list of loopholes goes on and on, but the point is- If this were any ordinary lawsuit.. say for $2,000.. or hell, even $20,000 the media would not be picking up on it, [or maybe they would with all the fucks he knows] but strategically this guy knows that since it is a million dollar lawsuit it will garnish press.

Everyone asks how it feels to have a lawsuit out against me for a million dollars.. The better question is, how does the LA court system feel about being used for press over plastic bullshit?

If money is what this guy wants, I would suggest robbing a bank, because he aint gettin’ nothin’ from this country bitch. I would suggest robbing a bank. It’d be easier than robbing me.

Love to all my faithful, AMAZING fans out there. I mean it. You are the best because you take that closer look and it’s fucking admirable. If I went solely on what the media posts about me, I wouldn’t be a fan of me, but you guys take the time to see what I’m really about..and I’m compelled.

Wish me luck. Not that I’ll need it!

 

“Jesus” Found at Folsom Fair?

FOLSOM STREET EVENTS™ PRODUCES RECORD-BREAKING 24th ANNUAL FOLSOM STREET FAIR™

Controversial promotional poster parodying Leonardo da Vinci’s “Last Supper” probably enhanced attendance, and kudos for the organizers and charities to benefit from the event. Bad taste? Get over it. Anemic Royalty defines art as: “whatever sells.” heY!

“Is that you, Jesus?” Dang if the dood to the right here doesn’t look like the “Jesus” model for the poster (center), heY!

Hmm…”The Great Carnivale Conspiracy!” LOL, maybe, separated at birth, I don’t know!

Big Name Entertainers, Venus’ Playground and New Artists Area Draw Huge Crowds

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Hundreds of thousands of Folsom Street
Fair-goers, dressed in leather, rubber, uniforms, drag, or very little at all,
enjoyed a memorable day of frolic in the hot summer sun this past Sunday,
September 30th. Incredible numbers of visitors came from all over the world to
mix and mingle with local enthusiasts to enjoy top alternative acts, sexy
vendor booths, lots of cold beer, and more than just a little fun and
flirtation.

The Board of Directors of Folsom Street Events extends a huge thank you to the
over five hundred volunteers who helped make Folsom Street Fair such a huge
success. Andy Copper, Board President, said “We are extremely grateful to the
community volunteers who make this event so successful and fun! Our generous
sponsors, engaging exhibitors, our special women’s area, and vibrant
fairgoers all came together to make for a truly memorable weekend. We marked
many milestones in the development of the Folsom Street Fair this year,
including the introduction of new area for artists like cartoonist Justin Hall,
illustrator Axel, and photographer Shilo McCabe. This year signified the second
year of our Leather Women’s Area, Venus’ Playground, as well as the biggest
headlining bands in our history like Kelly, theSTART, Imperial Teen, and
Ladytron DJ Tour. We’re thrilled!”

Magnitude™ sold out early on Saturday with record numbers – over 2,200 hot
leathermen in attendance! Sweating up a storm at the Factory nightclub, the
event welcomed Hot House porn stars and featured the infamous DungeonBeds
Lounge as well as DJ Paul Goodyear (London/Sydney). As this party continues to
grow, we will be scouting out new and exciting venues for Magnitude.

This year’s event sponsorships covered the direct expenses of the Fair,
including dumpsters, toilets and more. Direct grants from the City and County
helped to underwrite the stage and sound production for the aforementioned top
name entertainers. And, all gate donations will go to local and national
charities working in public health, human services, and the arts.

Presenting sponsors of the event were Miller Lite/Miller Genuine Draft,
NakedSword, TitanMen.com, and GLOSS. Premier sponsors were RECON, Hot House
Entertainment, Elbow Grease, Mr. S Leather, and Maximus Vodka. Charter sponsors
were Steamworks, BigMuscle.com, Blow Buddies, Dungeonbeds, Leatherpost, Joie de
Vivre Hospitality, and Powerhouse. Media sponsors were SF Bay Guardian, IN LA
Magazine, and Bear Party Magazine.

Major beneficiaries include AIDS Emergency Fund, Dolores Street Community
Services, Frameline, Healing Waters, Lyon-Martin Health Services, Pets Are
Wonderful Support, Positive Resource Center, San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus,
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, STOP AIDS Project, and Tenderloin Health.
Supporting beneficiaries include Berkeley Free Clinic, Black Rock Arts
Foundation, GLBT Historical Society, Transgender Law Center, and Triangle
Martial Arts Association.

About Folsom Street Events

Folsom Street Events is a 501(c)3 nonprofit agency that produces four annual
fetish events: Bay of Pigs™, Up Your Alley™, Magnitude™, and Folsom
Street Fair™. Our mission is to create volunteer-driven leather events that
provide the adult alternative lifestyle community with safe venues for
self-expression while emphasizing freedom, fun, frolic and fetish and raising
funds to benefit charity. In 2006, over 350,000 attendees raised $301,512 for
charitable donations. 2008 will mark the 25th Anniversary of the Folsom Street
Fair.

For More Information

Contact: Demetri Moshoyannis
415.777.3247 (office)
Web:
http://folsomstreetfair.org

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

Above = Art = Me

~ X Anemi

Well Shoot My Foot!

The United States the Senate voted 60-39 yesterday to end debate on the Matthew Shepard Act, which expands existing federal hate crimes laws to include violence based on a victim’s sexual orientation, gender, disability, and other factors. Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) voted; “Nay.” Talk about shooting yourself in the foot! Larry, in essence, voted against himself! Go figure. Given the size of his current pickle, I would have pulled a John McCain (R-AZ) and not voted at all.

Larry Craig’s “no” vote should really come as no big surprise. His stance on this issue, and Civil Rights in general, is widely known, and here is a snap-shot of his past voting record:

• Voted YES on recommending Constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)
• Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
• Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
• Voted YES on loosening restrictions on cell phone wiretapping. (Oct 2001)
• Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
• Voted NO on setting aside 10% of highway funds for minorities & women. (Mar 1998)
• Voted YES on ending special funding for minority & women-owned business. (Oct 1997)
• Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
• Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)
• Voted YES on Amendment to prohibit flag burning. (Dec 1995)
• Voted YES on banning affirmative action hiring with federal funds. (Jul 1995)
• Supports anti-flag desecration amendment. (Mar 2001)
• Rated 25% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting record. (Dec 2002)

I’m depressed. Let’s liven things up a bit. More serious stuff to follow in a sec. I’m feelin’ the urge for a musical interlude, heY! Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and Polly Bergen sing and dance to Ballin’ The Jack in the movie:

“That’s My Boy” (1951)

“BALLIN’ THE LARRY (JACK)”

(Whooo hoo hoo hoo, oh you dog)
First you put your two knees close up tight
You swing them to the left and then you swing them to the right
Step around the floor kinda nice and light
And then you twist around, twist around with all of your might
Spread your lovin’ arms way out in space
You do the eagle rock with such style and grace
You put your left foot out and then you bring it back
That’s what I call ballin’ the jack
Oh, don’t do me that way
Listen to that man go, he’s crazy, I swear, he’s crazy
Now follow me closely on this one, real closely and do me after me
First you put your two knees close up tight, real close, real close
Swing then to the left and then you swing them to the right,
Oh you’re delicious
Step around the floor kinda nice and light
And then you twist around, twist around with all of your might
Spread your lovin’ arms way out in space
You do the eagle rock with such style and grace
You put your left foot out and then you bring it back
That’s what I call ballin’ the jack! LARRY,

~ Old Danny Kaye tune, I think.

Here is an eye-full of the Senate vote on the measure:

Akaka (D-HI), Yea Alexander (R-TN), Nay Allard (R-CO), Nay Barrasso (R-WY), Nay Baucus (D-MT), Yea Bayh (D-IN), Yea Bennett (R-UT), Nay Biden (D-DE), Yea Bingaman (D-NM), Yea Bond (R-MO), Nay Boxer (D-CA), Yea Brown (D-OH), Yea Brownback (R-KS), Nay Bunning (R-KY), Nay Burr (R-NC), Nay Byrd (D-WV), Yea Cantwell (D-WA), Yea Cardin (D-MD), Yea Carper (D-DE), Yea Casey (D-PA), Yea Chambliss (R-GA), Nay Clinton (D-NY), Yea Coburn (R-OK), Nay Cochran (R-MS), Nay Coleman (R-MN), Yea Collins (R-ME), Yea Conrad (D-ND), Yea Corker (R-TN), Nay Cornyn (R-TX), Nay Craig (R-ID), Nay Crapo (R-ID), Nay DeMint (R-SC), Nay Dodd (D-CT), Yea Dole (R-NC), Nay

Domenici (R-NM), Nay Dorgan (D-ND), Yea Durbin (D-IL), Yea Ensign (R-NV), Nay Enzi (R-WY), Nay Feingold (D-WI), Yea Feinstein (D-CA), Yea Graham (R-SC), Nay Grassley (R-IA), Nay Gregg (R-NH), Yea Hagel (R-NE), Nay Harkin (D-IA), Yea Hatch (R-UT), Nay Hutchison (R-TX), Nay Inhofe (R-OK), Nay Inouye (D-HI), Yea Isakson (R-GA), Nay Johnson (D-SD), Yea Kennedy (D-MA), Yea Kerry (D-MA), Yea Klobuchar (D-MN), Yea Kohl (D-WI), Yea Kyl (R-AZ), Nay Landrieu (D-LA), Yea Lautenberg (D-NJ), Yea Leahy (D-VT), Yea Levin (D-MI), Yea Lieberman (ID-CT), Yea Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Lott (R-MS), Nay Lugar (R-IN), Yea Martinez (R-FL), Nay McCain (R-AZ), Not Voting McCaskill (D-MO), Yea

McConnell (R-KY), Nay Menendez (D-NJ), Yea Mikulski (D-MD), Yea Murkowski (R-AK), Nay Murray (D-WA), Yea Nelson (D-FL), Yea Nelson (D-NE), Yea Obama (D-IL), Yea Pryor (D-AR), Yea Reed (D-RI), Yea Reid (D-NV), Yea Roberts (R-KS), Nay Rockefeller (D-WV), Yea Salazar (D-CO), Yea Sanders (I-VT), Yea Schumer (D-NY), Yea Sessions (R-AL), Nay Shelby (R-AL), Nay Smith (R-OR), Yea Snowe (R-ME), Yea Specter (R-PA), Yea Stabenow (D-MI), Yea Stevens (R-AK), Nay Sununu (R-NH), Nay Tester (D-MT), Yea Thune (R-SD), Nay Vitter (R-LA), Nay Voinovich (R-OH), Yea Warner (R-VA), Yea Webb (D-VA), Yea Whitehouse (D-RI), Yea Wyden (D-OR), Ye

It is easy to get frustrated here, but important to know, the Senate attached the hate crimes legislation to a must-pass Pentagon spending bill Thursday, and opponents have predicted it ultimately will fail.

“The president is not going to agree to this social legislation on the defense authorization bill,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham, (R-SC), also voting; “no.” “This bill will get vetoed.” [...]

The Democratic-controlled House passed the same hate crimes legislation as a stand-alone bill earlier this year despite Bush’s veto threat. That makes a repeat of 2004, when the Senate passed a similar amendment to the same bill only to see it stripped out during negotiations with the Republican-led House, less likely this time around. President Bush, who says the bill is not needed, could then be faced with vetoing the vast defense authorization bill containing the same provision.

The White House, characteristically, had no immediate comment.

Anyhow, back to Larry – gawd this dood galls me! Clearly, the “I’m not gay” Senator Craig is no hypocrite, so it’s a really good thing he’s not a “Water-Closet” case who enjoys not so anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. The very notion is unfathomable, because he’s a married conservative Republican who is inordinately opposed to gay civil rights. And he comes from a cowboy state. And cowboys are never gay. I saw “that” movie. Or hypocritical. So he’s not, and besides, he said so. Enuff, so stop it, heY!

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

“Day Dreamin’” (click to enlarge)

~ X anemi

Gay Iran? Nope.

Quoted by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaking today at Columbia University in New York, whose remarks were translated from Farsi. —On executions of homosexuals in Iran:

“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that like in your country. … In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have this.”

GAY SEX & THE LAW IN IRAN:

Consensual gay sex in any form is punishable by death in the Islamic Republic of Iran. According to the website Age of Consent, which monitors such laws around the world, in Iran “Homosexuality is illegal, those charged with love-making are given a choice of four death styles: being hanged, stoned, halved by a sword, or dropped from the highest perch. According to Article 152, if two men not related by blood are discovered naked under one cover without good reason, both will be punished at a judge’s discretion. Gay teens (Article 144) are also punished at a judge’s discretion. Rubbing one’s penis between the thighs without penetration (tafheed) shall be punished by 100 lashes for each offender. This act, known to the English-speaking world as ‘frottage,’ is punishable by death if the ‘offender’ is a non-Muslim. If frottage is thrice repeated and penalty-lashes have failed to stop such repetitions, upon the fourth ‘offense’ both men will be put to death. According to Article 156, a person who repents and confesses his gay behavior prior to his identification by four witnesses, may be pardoned. Even kissing ‘with lust’ (Article 155) is forbidden. This bizarre law works to eliminate old Persian male-bonding customs, including common kissing and holding hands in public.”

IRAN EXECUTED 2 GAY TEENAGERS…

…earlier this past mid-July in Mashhad. One of the boys was 18, and the other was believed to be 16 or 17.

TWO BOYS – HERE IS THE STORY

(Note: The soundtrack here is only music, and is not needed, unless you are a Bette Midler fan. Mute your sound, if desired).

I’m thinking this “Peaceful, Loving” Ahmad dood is probably not exactly the kind of guy you want to have a nuclear bomb. How does that idle hands and the devil saying thing go?

Tough world.

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

~ anemi easy

GOP Holiday Ornaments

This year, OuteasY and Anemi are pleased to present for consideration to The Official Republican National Committee our Senator Larry Craig commemorative ornament, sure to provide a festive reminder of all Gay Old Pedophiles. You can display your Republican sentiments on a desktop, mantle, holiday decoration, or get the Pine-Sol scented unit, and hang from the mirror in your car, heY! Drop us a note or tap a message and get yours today. Don’t delay, it will slip up on you and is just around the corner! Thank you,

~ X anemi

“TRUST ME ON THIS, TRUST NOBODY, heY!”