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CELEBRITY SCRAPES

April 19, 2007

What to Do with Doggy Doo?

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Americans haven’t always been so concerned about cleaning up after their canine companions. Until fairly recently, people let their doggies do their thing, and then left the doo on the streets and sidewalks. A few conscientious souls did take the time to curb their dogs. In doing so, they were following the advice of experts. But what exactly is curbing?

Curbing is the polite term for a canine waste disposal method that really should be called the Shove-It-Into-the-Sewer approach. A curbed dog is one who’s been taught to poop in the street, right by the curb, so that the next rainstorm can sweep his deposits into the nearest gutter. Once in the gutter, the poop and lots of other waste wind their way through a city’s sewer system and, eventually, into nearby creeks, streams, and rivers. Those final destinations are one reason curbing is a questionable canine waste disposal method.

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Click Small Dogs To Enlarge!

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heY!

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NATTY HEADED BROs

April 14, 2007

natTy hEAded broS, hEy!

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KHALID SHEIK

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REV. AL SHARPTON

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SANJAYA MALAKAR

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MASTER COIFFEUR DRE EVIL

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heY, Have A Great Weekend Everybody!

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NATTY HEADED BROs

April 14, 2007

PARDON OUR SERVER PROBLEMS, TODAY’S TEMPORARY POST, “NATTY HEADED BROs” IS

LOCATED HERE

MOVIE: “BOB DYLAN SINGS TO SANJAYA” (VERY FUNNY!) IS

LOCATED HERE

BACK UP SOON! :-)

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~ ANEMI

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POMPööS PRINZ

April 10, 2007


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The German Fashion Company Pompoos created two of the hottest fashion shows ever with the sharpest NYC Drag Queens on the floor alongside celebrity models, stars, and Prinz Frederic von Anhalt. Come meet the Genius which is Pompoos, and enjoy the show!

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HARALD GLOECKLER

Harald Gloeckler “is” Fashion, Arts, Zeitgeist, Feeling and high class Entertainment. Born in a year of the Snake like Casanova, John F. Kennedy, Ghandi or a Dr. Dre, he`s got the same hypnotic talents to move the crowds with his seductive work and creations. Wisdom and greatest observation abilities enable him to be one of the new global artists, who can give Fashion a whole lot of new input. Trends are created down in the street and Harald Gloeckler is surely able to feel and see them long before others do and with the freedom of a true artist he is then able to turn them into exciting fashion. In terms of music he feels free enough to mix Marylin Manson with opera, which might be a symbol for no boundaries and giving his arts the chance to be a reflection of his own feelings to remain true.

DIETER SCHROTH

Dieter Schroth is the President and commercial head of the Pompoos operations and he has achieved, what most PR Experts are dreaming of. A ripe and crisp product, strong enough to create major headlines. In fact it looks like a big thrill, what he is doing to compete with well established brands with their much stronger financial background. For sure high finance will spot the enormous potential of such a well designed operation to turn it into one of the top labels. Pompoos is a thrill, in particular for those, who get a chance to meet Dieter Schroth and Harald Gloeckler to experience a bit of their concept and plans.

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ANEMI AWARD WINNER

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“We Are Aliens”

April 5, 2007

Hollywood (Only In) – We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith’s movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens. The movie has it’s star, “Juicy,” played by Anna Nicole’s mother Virgie Arthur in her maiden foray into film, as an alien who takes the form of an American beauty in order to stop three evil alien intergalactic hitchhikers from destroying. Juicy is guided in her quest to quell the conquistadors by a ubiquitous, though unbelievable, holograph played by no stranger to the camera, Joshua Perper. Playing the evil hitchhikers are Larry Birkhead as, “Larry,” Howard Stern as “Max Spermless,” and Prinz Frederic von Anhalt as “Viva von Viagra.” Von Anhalt is depth having recently starred in a similar role in Germany’s unreality series Die Burg. Speaking for the antagonists, von Anhalt was said to have boasted, “Wir sind für diesen Film vollkommen. Keine von uns Arbeit oder sind überhaupt ein Vater gewesen, also was mit dem neuen Baby, es Zeit ist, real zu erhalten.” (“We are perfect for this movie. None of us work, or have ever been a father. So, what with the new baby, it is time to get real.”)

We’re told the film’s producer is Frederic von Anhalt’s son, the international playboy and “puff-meister” known to those who will listen as “Prince Germany,” Marcus von Anhalt. Marcus recently launched a “pay-for-play” internet sex portal, Private-Only, with the tell-all tagline, “It’s Only Porn.” Marcus keeps homes, and found the internet. He was quoted as saying, “What was privileged for the aristocracy in former times, is today possible for the simple people.” With films, to any concern over conflicting titles, it has been said, “What’s in a name? Names change.” Interest in the movie is expected to be phenomenally precedented.

“WE ARE THEIR CAPTIVES…”

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MOVIE TRAILER

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Prinz Marcus von Anhalt

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~ Anemi

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Separated At Birth

April 5, 2007

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Anemi

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PRINCE MARCUS von ANHALT

April 3, 2007

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Prinz Marcus Eberhard Edward von Anhalt , Herzog zu Sachsen und Westfalen , Graf von Askanien, Crass von Vull of It – Wut a von Annoyer!

Firstly, if you haven’t read the first installment to this story, you’ll want to for background. You will find it by going HERE. Briefly, As the world knows, Prince Frederic von Anhalt of Bel Air, CA, married to actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, is firmly claiming paternity to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, Dannielynn. Given such, Dannielynn has a brother; Prince Marcus von Anhalt, who was adopted by Prince Frederic and Zsa Zsa about a year ago.Whether or not Frederic is the father of Dannielynn could be indicated via results of a DNA comparison possibly revealed today. Of recall, Bonnie Stern, the sister of Howard K. Stern, who is listed as the father of Smith’s baby on her birth certificate, called von Anhalt’s assertions “nauseating.” She didn’t even know him,” Bonnie Stern said. Ronald Jason Palmieri, longtime attorney for Gabor and von Anhalt, said, “the odds of him ending up to be the parent of this child are remote to none.”

Prince Frederic himself was adopted in or around 1980, or so his story goes, however this adoption and simultaneous name change did not confer any title or nobility, though this is often assumed by various media outlets unfamiliar with the technicalities of the adoption and which, therefore, frequently refer to him incorrectly as a prince. Prinz von Anhalt is his surname, rather than a title, as per German laws regarding the country’s former nobility. In addition to long-standing conventions prohibiting the transfer of German titles to adopted individuals — except for individuals who are blood relations adopted by another relative — and note, I have found no one in the Anhalt family who includes Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt as a member. I have written exhaustively on this subject, and the matter stands as facts present themselves. Such would be applicable to Prinz Marcus.

Frederic’s adoptive mother Marie von Anhalt (for simplicity) was born in 1898 and died in 1983. She was firstly married on 11 March, 1916 to Prince Joachim Franz Humbert of Prussia – born 17 December, 1890, died 18 July, 1920 of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in Potsdam, Germany. Joachim was depressed over his failing marriage with Marie and his father’s (Kaiser Wilhelm II, Emperor of Germany) abdication from the throne. Joachim and Marie bore one child; a son on 15 December, 1916 ~ Prince Karl Franz Josef Wilhelm Frederich Eduard of Prussia (Franz) who died 22 January, 1975 in an automobile accident in Chile, SA. Marie and Karl are pictured below in a photo taken in 1917 in Berlin. (click to enlarge) Marie re-married im 1926 to Johannes-Michael Freiherr von Loen, and divorced in 1935.

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Prinzessin Joachim von Preussen mit ihrem Söhnchen Prinz Karl Franz Joseph

With enough history, for now, the remainder of this page is occupied with various photos mostly of Frederic and his adopted son Marcus, taken in and around Los Angeles in 2006. (Click each to enlarge)

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“Have Another Pennyroyal Tea”

CHAPTER III; “MARCO PORNO” JUST PUBLISHED 11:40 AM PST 3 APRIL, 2007 CLICK >>> marco_porno4.jpg

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~ Anemi

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STARVEALLYA

March 28, 2007

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THE VICTIMS OF THIS DISASTER NEED ASSISTANCE NOW. PLEASE CONSIDER MAXING OUT YOUR CREDIT BY GIVING GENEROUSLY TO STARVEALLYA. READ & SUFFER ALONG WITH THESE AS THEY OFFER PASSIONED PLEAS FOR HELP…

A Short Socio-Econo Myopic ~ “Starving Children”

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I LOST MY BOARDING PASS.

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I NEVER HEARD THE BELL.

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I GOT HIT WITH A DUI…(WHAT’S A DOOEY?)

Is that Howard K. Stern behind Paris? Dang, dog!

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I WAS NEVER KISSED…

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I HAD TO TAKE SEX-ED…

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I WAS TORTURED FOR NOT FLOSSING…

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I LOST MY SENSE, HUMOR…

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A FIRE TOOK MY THIGH MASTER…

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I WAS LEFT VOTELESS…

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(NEXT SHOW HAIR TIP)

BETTER ENTERTAINMENT:

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I GOT INCURABLE SANJAYA…

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I GOT AN UNBELIEVABLE ANUS…

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I LOST MY CRIB, AND…

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THEN, THE SECOND WAVE HIT…

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I WAS SEPARATED FROM MY BROTHER…

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WHERE’S GRADY?

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I WAS, LIKE…

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BE INDIFFERENT ~ MAKE THIS YOUR PROBLEM ~ PLEASE, WON’T YOU GIVE IT ALL AWAY TODAY?

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Don’t

March 28, 2007

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Forget to close your mouth.

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Prince Frederic von Anhalt

March 24, 2007

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Kader whacks phony Ramon Allones from der Prinzely incisors.

hallo Freunde,

Greetings from Munich! Yes, I am working, doing some stuff for TEWO Entertainment, and you should be seeing it throughout today starting this AM (whenever Out gets outta the sack) on big bro’s site. There’s a bunch of it, and some big surprises to be updated all day (night?) So, thanks a bunch for checking by!

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haben Sie einen guten Tag!

~Anemi

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Support Our Troops

March 16, 2007

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Max Baer, Jr. as “Jethro Bodine” viewed in The Beverly Hillbillies 1962-1971

Hans Robert Lichtenberg as “Prince Von Anhalt” viewed in Bel Air 1986 – ?

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