STROKIN’

Oh gawd! If this doesn’t make ya happy, go on and get behind me, heY!

None Other Than Clarence Carter; “I Be Strokin’” 1991

When I start makin’ love I don’t just make love… I be strokin’
That’s what I be doin’, huh
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin’

Let me ask you somethin’…
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I’m strokin’, that’s what I’m doin’, I be strokin’
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin’

Let me ask you something…
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin’ on makin’ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin’
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin’
Now when I start making love to my woman

I don’t stop until I know she’s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
‘Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She’d say: ‘Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter’
The other night I was strokin’ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
‘Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don’t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it up my…’ WOO!

I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin’
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’, Yeah!
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my… Woo!

I be strokin’
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’

I JUST LOVE IT! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT! HA, heY!

~ anemi

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2006 ‘Year of the Buffalo’ Jacumba

bring a bag, come co-campin, heY!

Party Like It’s 1999!

Holy (click for tune)>>>Sound of Music!

There I was on the century’s cusp all prickly and panicked about societal sobering Y2-K stuff like was the calendar on my Casio capable and would the microwave mesh with the millennium and how our anatomy might go anthropomorphic. Dood, what a commoner. Seems in 1999 the wunderkind knew a bunch better and pow-wowed in London to put an end to the family feud of the Holy Roman Empire Empire. You’ll find those having all the right stuff like Freddy and Zsa Zsa, but dang if I could find Julie Andrews or Christopher Plummer. Don’t miss THE IMPERIAL ORDER AND ASSOCIATION OF THE NOBILITY OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. What, me worry? Auf wiedersehen.

 

 

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