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May 1, 2007
Boy George held over male ‘escort’s’ sex kidnap claims
George Alan O’Dowd, better known as Boy George (born June 14, 1961) is on bail while police investigate allegations that he kidnapped a male escort and chained him to a wall in his London home. Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained up after the star invited him to his house in Shoreditch to pose for photographs.
Mr Carlsen claimed he met the former Culture Club star on the website Gaydar, and agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model.
He denied he was working as an escort.
But the Norwegian said he feared for his life when Boy George pounced on him and tied him up.
“I was convinced I was going to die,” he said. “George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”
He alleges that Boy George, whose hits include Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?, produced a box of whips and sex toys and told him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”
Mr Carlsen claims he escaped by pulling the hook from the wall and fleeing to a nearby newsagent’s at 6.30am on Saturday, from where he alerted the police.
Scotland Yard today confirmed they are investigating an allegation of false imprisonment and common assault, believed to have occurred in the early hours of Saturday.
A spokesman added: “Hackney CID is investigating and a man in his forties has been arrested in connection with the allegation.
“He was taken to an east London police station but has subsequently been bailed to return on a date in July.”
The 45-year-old singer, whose real name is George O’Dowd, was unavailable for comment.
Last summer Boy George was ordered to sweep the streets of New York for five days after he admitted wasting police time.
He was given the community service sentence after pleading guilty to falsely reporting a burglary at his apartment in Manhattan.
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“We Are Aliens”
April 5, 2007Hollywood (Only In) – We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith’s movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens. The movie has it’s star, “Juicy,” played by Anna Nicole’s mother Virgie Arthur in her maiden foray into film, as an alien who takes the form of an American beauty in order to stop three evil alien intergalactic hitchhikers from destroying. Juicy is guided in her quest to quell the conquistadors by a ubiquitous, though unbelievable, holograph played by no stranger to the camera, Joshua Perper. Playing the evil hitchhikers are Larry Birkhead as, “Larry,” Howard Stern as “Max Spermless,” and Prinz Frederic von Anhalt as “Viva von Viagra.” Von Anhalt is depth having recently starred in a similar role in Germany’s unreality series Die Burg. Speaking for the antagonists, von Anhalt was said to have boasted, “Wir sind für diesen Film vollkommen. Keine von uns Arbeit oder sind überhaupt ein Vater gewesen, also was mit dem neuen Baby, es Zeit ist, real zu erhalten.” (“We are perfect for this movie. None of us work, or have ever been a father. So, what with the new baby, it is time to get real.”)
We’re told the film’s producer is Frederic von Anhalt’s son, the international playboy and “puff-meister” known to those who will listen as “Prince Germany,” Marcus von Anhalt. Marcus recently launched a “pay-for-play” internet sex portal, Private-Only, with the tell-all tagline, “It’s Only Porn.” Marcus keeps homes, and found the internet. He was quoted as saying, “What was privileged for the aristocracy in former times, is today possible for the simple people.” With films, to any concern over conflicting titles, it has been said, “What’s in a name? Names change.” Interest in the movie is expected to be phenomenally precedented.
“WE ARE THEIR CAPTIVES…”
MOVIE TRAILER
Prinz Marcus von Anhalt
~ Anemi
MARCO PORNO
April 3, 2007
~or~ DANNIELYNN, MEET YOUR BROTHER MARK ~ III
(WARNING – THIS POST CONTAINS LINKS TO PORNOGRAPHIC WEB LINKS – NOT OURS!)
Prince Marcus von Anhalt, no stranger to the European sex trade and self-professed international playboy, announced his royal support for the internet pay sex portal; PrivateOnly.Com. http://www.private-only.com. The site goes by the tag-line; “It’s Only Porn!” His Royal Sovereignty recommended the erotic sex site to the “simple people.”
Prince Marcus von Anhalt claims to be the great-grandson of the last German Emperor; Wilhelm II. Prince Marcus was adopted earlier last year by Prinz Frederic von Arnhalt and wife Zsa Zsa Gabor of Bel Air, CA. Frederic claims to be the father of Dannielyn, daughter of recently deceased actress Anna Nicole Smith. Results of a DNA paternity comparison test are expected later today.
According to his statement, Prince Marcus is inspired by the possibilities of sexual liberation offered over the internet through “Private-Only.” In English translation, the Prince remarked; “What was privileged for the aristocracy in former times is today possible for the simple people.”
(To the above photograph, by virtue of the former marriage of Zsa Zsa Gabor to Conrad Hilton, Paris Hilton is the step-aunt of Prince Marcus von Anhalt)
~ Anemi
