STROKIN’

Oh gawd! If this doesn’t make ya happy, go on and get behind me, heY!

None Other Than Clarence Carter; “I Be Strokin’” 1991

When I start makin’ love I don’t just make love… I be strokin’
That’s what I be doin’, huh
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin’

Let me ask you somethin’…
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I’m strokin’, that’s what I’m doin’, I be strokin’
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin’

Let me ask you something…
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin’ on makin’ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin’
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin’
Now when I start making love to my woman

I don’t stop until I know she’s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
‘Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She’d say: ‘Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter’
The other night I was strokin’ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
‘Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don’t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it up my…’ WOO!

I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh

I be strokin’
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’, Yeah!
I be strokin’

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my… Woo!

I be strokin’
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’

I JUST LOVE IT! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT! HA, heY!

~ anemi

SHOCKING

APATHY IS LETHAL

Attitudes toward AIDS have changed dramatically over time, and apathy is on the rise, particularly in the United States. AIDS Activists will tell you it’s because the steam has been lost in the fight. The problem is that many people think the AIDS crisis is over, thanks to improved treatment options. It’s been twenty-five years since the crisis began and most people do not realize that AIDS is the worst epidemic humankind has ever faced. The virus still infects thousands of people every day, and has had a devastating effect around the world—especially on women and children. AIDS has orphaned the equivalent of every child in the United States under the age of five.

European countries, led by Switzerland, are confronting the problem head-on. Their media campaigns are hard-hitting and statistics indicate they are working. It’s doubtful we will see their approach accepted by mainstream US counterparts – just too shocking. Love Life and their No Action Without Protection campaign illustrates the stupidity of unprotected sex via “unprotected” athletes engaged in contact sports.

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Similarly, the Best Preferences spots drive the message with easy-to-understand rules for safer sex: ‘No intercourse without a condom’ and ‘No sperm or blood in the mouth.’ And: ‘Without a condom, you’re sleeping with AIDS. Protect yourself.’

Shocking? Shockingly Excellent.

wOw, do something!

CELEBRITY SCRAPES

What to Do with Doggy Doo?

Americans haven’t always been so concerned about cleaning up after their canine companions. Until fairly recently, people let their doggies do their thing, and then left the doo on the streets and sidewalks. A few conscientious souls did take the time to curb their dogs. In doing so, they were following the advice of experts. But what exactly is curbing?

Curbing is the polite term for a canine waste disposal method that really should be called the Shove-It-Into-the-Sewer approach. A curbed dog is one who’s been taught to poop in the street, right by the curb, so that the next rainstorm can sweep his deposits into the nearest gutter. Once in the gutter, the poop and lots of other waste wind their way through a city’s sewer system and, eventually, into nearby creeks, streams, and rivers. Those final destinations are one reason curbing is a questionable canine waste disposal method.

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heY!

NATTY HEADED BROs

PARDON OUR SERVER PROBLEMS, TODAY’S TEMPORARY POST, “NATTY HEADED BROs” IS

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MOVIE: “BOB DYLAN SINGS TO SANJAYA” (VERY FUNNY!) IS

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BACK UP SOON!

~ ANEMI

Prince Frederic von Anhalt

Kader whacks phony Ramon Allones from der Prinzely incisors.

hallo Freunde,

Greetings from Munich! Yes, I am working, doing some stuff for TEWO Entertainment, and you should be seeing it throughout today starting this AM (whenever Out gets outta the sack) on big bro’s site. There’s a bunch of it, and some big surprises to be updated all day (night?) So, thanks a bunch for checking by!

haben Sie einen guten Tag!

~Anemi