SAID BSMay 7, 2007
Hey Bro! I’m still travelin’ but wanted to ask you, cause I’m buzy with other junk to do. I checked into my MySpace space and all these doods who are running for president are in my castin’ nets, so I was curious what you thought about me co-crusin’ with them and giving them the real ADD? I jotted down a few of the glows I got, and let me know your peace. Oh yeah, I named this “SAID BS,” cause if you re-arrange all the first letters below, that’s what it spells! I know, lame jumble (MyBrainSpace), heY! Anyhow, thanks, C’ya soon,
IT: Tommy Thompson
SEZ: Long time ago Governor of cheeze State
DOESN’T SUX: Roomy CribSpace, not many foxtails
SUX: Doesn’t want to meet anybody
IT: Sam Brownback
SEZ: Wants to be Prez.
DOESN’T SUX: Asks for help, wants to hook-up
SUX: Tunes don’t load. WHOIS Michael W. Smith, you know?
IT: Bill Richardson
SEZ: Governor of the desert space, has had experiences unparalleled. Roswell? Chicken Fights? heY!
DOESN’T SUX: Dood does not have interests
SUX: Wants to meet himself. Way bunch of typing to visit space
IT: Mitt Romney
SEZ: Governor of Ma
DOESN’T SUX: Elvis tune, “A Little Less (sic) Blab,” heY! Happening dish of UX
SUX: In way too many social nets. Top buds are family (duH, hope SO)
IT: Barack Obama
SEZ: Grew up in somewhere in US Islands and Indonesia
DOESN’T SUX: Best experience UX Michelle and Bitty Baby Bambas; Malia & Sasha
SUX: wants me to join his Official Profile? I’ll keep mine, I guess
IT: Hillary Clinton
SEZ: Used to be middle-class, middle-American, doodette
DOESN’T SUX: Out of face video-roll, is a doodette
SUX: Story syntax made my head spin. Also, ‘member what I said about chin to hand pics? WHEREIS Bill & Chelz?
IT: Ron Paul
SEZ: Baby Doc. Brought us 4,000 new buds. heY!
DOESN’T SUX: Not shameless about making $$$ selling RP junk on Cafe. Opportunity to vote against a visit to my hood.
SUX: Very neg. and way too “NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,” “AGAINST, AGAINST,” (heY bro, wO wo, wut he fo?)
IT: Dennis Kucinich
SEZ: Was a nomad, lived in 21 places, heY!
DOESN’T SUX: Was a vagabond, lived in two cars, heY!
SUX: Color challenged me. Yellow tie and red drop gives me pink eye
IT: John McCain
SEZ: Likes free bowls of chili like moi
DOESN’T SUX: One friend is a UFO in sky, heY wo go, ET!
SUX: CribSpace makes eyelids heavy
IT: Chris Dodd
SEZ: Into the Net, likes freebies. Only one here who was online, heY!
DOESN’T SUX: Companies he owns are Army, Peace Corp, Senate, DNC, and House of Rep. I know who to finger point now.
SUX: Interests are in himself on Flickr and FaceBook
IT: Rudy Guilliani
SEZ: I’m private. Ask me first
BUDS: Dunno, mebe, guess
DOESN’T SUX: Anemic Arrogance
SUX: Anemic Arrogance. Hasn’t checked in for a while
IT: Duncan Hunter
SEZ: Built a fence decades ago to keep out dast. doods. Now 14 miles long. (I jogged that this AM, heY!)
DOESN’T SUX: Airborne and Ranger, stories, heY!
SUX: Doesn’t glow-in on why he likes boats. Arf, Baezkit grrrs fences
IT: John Edwards
SEZ: Go UNC Tar Heel Baby. WHOIS this nic?
DOESN’T SUX: Calls me Pals
SUX: MySpace is not a good space to displace peeps on MySpace. WHOIS Karl Rove anyhow? Did I meet?
IT: Joe Biden
SEZ: Next Democratic leader (Wo wo, I been gone too long, was there a coup, Juan in town?)
DOESN’T SUX: Current initiatives buttons, no long reading
SUX: Bonaparte hand pose
wo, wo, wo, where’d you go, now!