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YARD PARTY

June 5, 2007

KIM KARDASHIAN

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We heard that – you can’t say; “Son-of-a’ B_,” here! Weary, after a day of shopping, famous Armenian, and more famous for knowing Paris Hilton, Super Cellulite Socialite Kim Kardashian has a gathering on her back yard.

SOCIAL CLIMBERS

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Need Money? Hey, be like Paris and do a sex tape, then be sure to lose it on the Internet for exponential growth. Kim Kardashian, daughter of one of the O.J. Simpson “dream team” lawyers, dropped her suit against Vivid Entertainment over the release of her sex tape co-starring rapper Ray J., in exchange for $5 million. “We’ve always wanted to work something out with Kim so she could share in the profits,” Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said. Meh-he-he, talk about rapid gross box appreciation! Three months after Vivid bought the tape from a “third party” for $1 million, Kardashian sued for invasion of privacy, claiming that selling it was “despicable” and “malicious.” Must of had a really good lawyer. Beats me who will be interested in “invading” the outwardly non-private “despicable!” That’s what’s “malicious!”

Our attempts to contact Miss Kardashian to get her take on global warming and the still sticky Sheryl Crow tissue went unanswered.

KIM KARDASHIAN SEX GODDESS

This just in, from; “‘Suit’-Case Solved”…

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Dear Anemi,

I just wanted to thank you for this post. Weighing heavily on my mind for years, it was Kim’s father; Robert Kardashian, who met OJ Simpson at LAX on his return from Chicago to face the music. Testimony was that Mr. Kardashian was the last to handle Simpson’s baggage, which was never recovered. Without fear of myopia, you have surely cracked the case. Someone should should page Mark Fuhrman to join the “yard party.” Sign me,

“Suitcase Solved”😉

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heY Butt-ie, ‘da Conga line forms in ‘da ReaR, oY!

HITLER IS ALIVE! CLICK THE PIC FOR THE SHOCKING STORY, heY!

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3 comments

  1. old kimmy is bouncing back after bein’ peed on….she looks pretty good here

    http://www.ripetv.com


  2. Oh my god…
    What is she famous for, an someone tell me? Awful fat butt!
    It’s a surgery, of course. Well-seen here:
    http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian


  3. Come on that cant be her backside LOL.. that looks fake

    If it is.. dang I would love to get up on that.. like a bouncy castle

    http://www.personaluniversitychecks.com/U.S-Naval-Academy.htm



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