KIM KARDASHIAN ARMENIAN DIETSeptember 10, 2007
I’ve been, like, this major huge fan devotee of
Cellulite Socialite Deluxe Kim Kardashian ever since her Dad lost O.J. Simpson’s baggage at LAX, further punctuated by her epic porno film “deep in the valley” co-starring Ray J. Gah….Gurl, you ROCK!
Talk about “Over Hill, Over Dale,” OVER THE TOP, read this…
Curvaceous Kim Kardashian is speaking out against all the haters who are implying that her butt is merely an optical illusion, or has been enhanced with some plastic surgery. Even though she admits that she’s not opposed to the idea of getting surgical enhancement, she tells King magazine that her hourglass figure is 100% ALL HER’S! (OMG, THANKS!)
“I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”
Well, alrighty then! Another Hollywood-so-typical “here’s my story,” or the one they gave me to read to see if we can shake a little tail-money out of “duh fans.” Kim, at least you are original. Yup. Blame the entire country of Armenia for the shape of your caboose – go gurl – woot toot! Damn. Wait and see, sure enuff, I am going to get a call to pen the forward for Kim’s new diet book. Line up for the signing y’all, the Conga line forms in the rear!
1. Must have been a challenging gravity day. Note the extra ballast – (ankle weights).
2. Shopping Rodeo Drive is a cinch in this model – front and rear cargo space, heY!
3. Armenia – I LOVE Google Earth!
4. Hell, I couldn’t find the USA if it weren’t for High School beauty bozos, but I strangely know where Armenia is – gah, I’m smart! Note the Black Forest Cake Region.
UPDATED KIM STUFF ON THE NEW VID IS OVER (CLICK HERE!)
~ X anemi
“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”
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