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KIM KARDASHIAN ARMENIAN DIET

September 10, 2007

I’ve been, like, this major huge fan devotee of Cellulite Socialite Deluxe Kim Kardashian ever since her Dad lost O.J. Simpson’s baggage at LAX, further punctuated by her epic porno film “deep in the valley” co-starring Ray J. Gah….Gurl, you ROCK!

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Talk about “Over Hill, Over Dale,” OVER THE TOP, read this…

Curvaceous Kim Kardashian is speaking out against all the haters who are implying that her butt is merely an optical illusion, or has been enhanced with some plastic surgery. Even though she admits that she’s not opposed to the idea of getting surgical enhancement, she tells King magazine that her hourglass figure is 100% ALL HER’S! (OMG, THANKS!)

“I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”

Well, alrighty then! Another Hollywood-so-typical “here’s my story,” or the one they gave me to read to see if we can shake a little tail-money out of “duh fans.” Kim, at least you are original. Yup. Blame the entire country of Armenia for the shape of your caboose – go gurl – woot toot! Damn. Wait and see, sure enuff, I am going to get a call to pen the forward for Kim’s new diet book. Line up for the signing y’all, the Conga line forms in the rear!

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1. Must have been a challenging gravity day. Note the extra ballast – (ankle weights).

2. Shopping Rodeo Drive is a cinch in this model – front and rear cargo space, heY!

3. Armenia – I LOVE Google Earth!

4. Hell, I couldn’t find the USA if it weren’t for High School beauty bozos, but I strangely know where Armenia is – gah, I’m smart! Note the Black Forest Cake Region.

UPDATED KIM STUFF ON THE NEW VID IS OVER (CLICK HERE!)

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~ X anemi

“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY!”

6 comments

  1. hi KIM i loveeeee you but you have to be ashamed of yourself…im serious if your dad was still alive i know he wouldnt let you do anything like youv’e alreadyy done and i dont wanna say it… ur a beutiful girl and people already know you as the Armenian hoe..i mean really kim, armenians dont do that shit… i mean im armenian too……. i know these things.. [: before i knew u did all that OTHER STUFF i LOVEd u i said to myself everyday OMg kim ios the best armenian role motel ui love her i wanna be just like her but then when i herd about THE STUFF taht just totally blew ur cover…..doesnt ur mom ever tell u these things wait nvm shes not armenian..


  2. Hey Kim:)

    Please ignore all the negative criticism all them haters has against you!

    I think you’re absolutely gorgeous… Keep being you and continue living the American Dream lol

    You rock hun..


  3. maan all armenian women look just as good ifn ot better… i dont see what the major hype about her is… maybe its becuase there are few women in hollywood that have a big ass that arent white.. but lets be real… you go to europe (albania, greece, italy, armenia, bosnia, etc etc) and all the women are just as exotic and beautiful as her if not even more…. she needs to hide her head in shame for that damn porno she made


  4. WHO CARES IF SHE HAS A SX TAPE THAT’S HER MISTAKE SHE’LL NOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT AND BESIDES IT’S NOT LIKE IT’S MESSING WITH HER CAREER SI LET HER BE AND MIND UR OWN BUSINESS…:9


  5. Honey. She CAN blame the entire Armenian country for her shape. Trust me, I have it too. Just try finding clothes that fit…Waist 23 1/2, hips 35! Help!


  6. girl, i’d recomend BeBe. i’m also armenian, waist 22 1/2 and hips 36 so i feel the shopping pain! LOL

    Bari Loorer!



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