This Just InOctober 3, 2007
BREAKING NEWS! GRAVITY DISCOVERED IN CALIFORNIA!
“There’s gravity in them thar hills, heY!”
La Jolla, CA
A sinkhole has taken a sizable spit of asphalt on I-75 in La Jolla, just outside of San Diego, California. The hole was noticed by residents on the street this morning. An evacuation of three, and possibly four homes is now underway. Thankfully, no death or injury has been reported thus far. It was noted by geologists that land slides were first observed in the area in 1889.
A spokesman for the city was quoted as saying, “We do not know what is causing this. The soil is moving down hill.”
The City Attorney added caution, “It is important that we do not get ahead of ourselves here.”
It is unknown whether Britney Spears is in danger, who could not be located for comment.
“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”
~ X Anemi