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This Just In

October 3, 2007

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BREAKING NEWS! GRAVITY DISCOVERED IN CALIFORNIA!

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“There’s gravity in them thar hills, heY!”

La Jolla, CA

A sinkhole has taken a sizable spit of asphalt on I-75 in La Jolla, just outside of San Diego, California. The hole was noticed by residents on the street this morning. An evacuation of three, and possibly four homes is now underway. Thankfully, no death or injury has been reported thus far. It was noted by geologists that land slides were first observed in the area in 1889.

A spokesman for the city was quoted as saying, “We do not know what is causing this. The soil is moving down hill.”

The City Attorney added caution, “It is important that we do not get ahead of ourselves here.”

It is unknown whether Britney Spears is in danger, who could not be located for comment.

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“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”

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~ X Anemi

Anemic Intrepid

2 comments

  1. Talk about your grave circumstances.


  2. According to some reports…This sinkhole/landslide on Mt. Soledad Road in La Jolla, CA may have been triggered by a leaking fire hydrant that emitted vast amounts of water into the ground and was not fixed by the city until it was too late.



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