Be Somebody, Be An IndianOctober 8, 2007
HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY and SETTLE DOWN EVERYBODY
OK, so tomorrow is a big deal holiday in America and just about everything is closed to commiserate the day that Christopler Columbus sailed the ocean blue or green (I can never remember that mneme thing for the year) and ostensibly discovered the New World. A lot of people just don’t know what to do with themselves, and I see over in Denver, Colorado they are having a parade, but it is marred with no fun, because, as I type this, the Denver American Italians are in a street fight with Denver American Indians – no joke! Sigh, but it will be better probably tomorrow as Wal-Mart will open early with a sale, and everybody will likely be all soothed by the “Welcome to Wal-Mart” good medicine for ya’, man.
But seriously, here’s something fun to do for Columbus Day, you can be an Indian, and give yourself an Indian name. Just click on me, down there below; “Anemi Sensitive Eagle,” and you will be tele-ported to the magic of the authentic “Indian Name Generator.” It’s fun, it’s easy, cheaper than Wal-Mart, and safer than street fighting, and if you are Italian and get confused, yeah, the Indians were in America first, heY!
ANEMI SENSITISE EAGLE
“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, hoW!”
~ X Anemi