MORNING WOODOctober 8, 2007
Just some random fat-wood to warm up your day:
Chicken Sex Site
OK, this has been around for a while, but it keeps getting better, because somebody keeps the chicken updated with new tricks. Now, I know you have never been to one of those porn sites, you know, where you get your say as to what you want the model to do, and just about anything goes, so there, I just set this up for you. Just type in your commands, like; sit, dance, fly…well, you get it! Get creative, and see what the chicken will do, you may be surprised. Get too rangy for the chicken…and, well, you will see!
No, that’s not a link there, just a picture caption. Britney and Paris and every other star-for-let who has one of these models pictured here, is catching holy crap from that lunatic PETA President, the head chihuahua herself; Ingrid Newkirk. What a boob! Anyhow, yes, these dogs are small, and yes, because these dogs are small, they tend to get misplaced and/or stepped on. But, no, it is not the owner’s fault. This time, you are going to have to blame the government, because, with the “burn the bridge” mentality when it comes to immigration, it is getting impossible to find anybody to pilot the John Deere to ensure the lawn is kept to eye level. Come on Ingrid, I mean, do you step in shit on purpose? Thing-aboud-it, heY! (This particular little star, look-a-like dog actually belongs to a good friend of mine who loves it to pieces, and no harm has or would ever come to it, but she ought to harm her BF off the sofa and show him where the lawn mower is, right, Sandi?)
Britney Spears “Gimme More” Spoof, National Lampoon Version
Wide Stances in Foreign Territories
This picture, is one of those I dug up while looking for a picture to go with a brilliant story soon to be finished, mebe. Anyhow, this is supposed to be serious, but, what’s with those strange cod and ammo things in all the Queen’s men’s laps? And take a look at the Britney wannabe commando Joe to the left of Her Majesty – HA! I guess there are a zillion explanations for this photograph, but don’t you know this is hanging in each and everybody here’s living room! What will the grand-children say! Oh the horror.
I’m Not Emo
Sub-genre, angsty estrogenized graphical representation, then, und now (klicken to reichen big-un)
An older friend was trying to be hip with me and said; “Oh Anemi, you’re so EMO!” Well, OK, fine, groovy, man! Whatever, bruh. Listen, emo used to refer just to music, but now is a bunch of things well beyond, including, but not limited to; attitude, dress, grooming, and whatever else is misunderstood – so, to make things easy, and because nothing ever really changes, you can see emo then, and emo now – same difference, dood! Hitler had his “Wagner,” and true emo’s had their “One Last Wish,” and to set the record here, I’m no fan of either!
So, get out there and have a productive cup of coffee, before it gets cold!
“EVERYBODY IS UP TO SOMETHING, heY”
~ X Anemi